How to Survive the Hunger Games

Hunger Games

1. Climb a tree and whenever someone passes by you start singing, "The Hanging Tree".

2. Start singing very loudly, "I Love Rock&Roll" and throw rocks at everyone.

3. Bring two extremely heavy and big books with you. (Blue recommends Shakespeare) If anyone tries to kill you scream, "Knowledge!", and throw the books at their heads.

4. If you ever ask Peeta a question, put the words 'Real Or Not Real' at the end of every sentence.

5. Start talking in the Shakespearean language so everyone thinks you are smart.

6. Dress like a fortune teller and tell all the tributes their future.

7. Go up to Foxface and yell , "What Does the Fox Say?", and run away before she can say anything.

8. Require that all the tributes read "Julius Caesar". (Hunger Games was derived from this Shakespearan play)

9. Sing "Deep in the Meadow" to random dying tributes. Even better if you killed them.

10. Throw Harry Potter books at people and scream, "Expelliarmus!" If you throw "Order of the Pheonix" (hardcover) at them, chances are they will drop the weapon they were holding out of shock.

I know, not the greatest list, CUT ME SOME SLACK I... yeah, I got nothing

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