A SPECIAL SUMMER LIST!
Things to do in Hogwarts!
1. Every time someone mentions 'Frozen' (by saying the word frozen, mentioning a freezing spell, etc.) sing 'Let it Go'.
Wait, you can just do that in muggle school.
2. Tell Umbridge that if she keeps up this bad behavior, her punishment will to be turned into a fairy and have her kingdom attacked by some weird king. But don't worry, Angelina Jolie and her tree dragon will save the day!
3. Replace all of Umbridge's cat plates with pictures of Lockhart.
4. 'Accidentally' set Snape's hair on fire. (Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, fire charm, etc.)
5. Accidentally leave cat toys in Professor McGonagall's classroom.
6. During 'Care for Magical Creatures', if Hagrid says 'Under the Sea', scream the rest.
Hagrid: "Merfolk live, well, under the sea-"
Me: "UNDER DA SEA, UNDER DA SEA, DARLING IT'S BETTER HERE WHERE IT'S WETTER, TAKE IT FROM ME!"
Everyone else: O_o
7. Every time you run into some strange, unexplained situation, look at the sky. If someone asks what you are doing, say you are waiting for the Tardis.
Wait, I do that while reading Shakespeare.....
8. Whenever it's holiday break, tap your heels together three times saying, "There's No Place Like Home," then throw a smoke bomb at the ground and hop on the train.
9. Run through the halls screaming "WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF- (crashes into unsuspecting student) OWW..."
10. Ask President Snow to- wait, wrong list
11. Ask if you could hold the Hunger Games instead of the Triwizard Tournament, but replace the weapons with Nerf guns.
Not Nerf Rebelle. That's just... erm... genderist.
12. Hold everyone hostage- erm, I mean, gather everyone together in a room to watch Harry Potter.
Better yet, take them to GeekyCon (that's what they renamed LeakyCon.)
13. Hold a book club at the library. If Madame Pince shushes you, scream "We have permission by Dumbledore to hold a book club!" Then throw a book at her and scream, "KNOWLEDGE!" Throw Hunger Games at her and scream, "FEELS!" Then throw Twilight at her and scream, "NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS THING!"
14. Knit a wool sweater for Mrs. Norris.
Random opinion: The Potters used to have a cat. Is it just me, or was JKR trying to leave us with suspense on whether the cat returned later in the series?
Honestly, too many cats in Harry Potter!
15. Now, for the grand finale, produce Annie the Musical without the teachers noticing! Or the boy who will play Annie!
You can guess that Ally did some of these >:)
Hold on, Ally just got another one:
Oh wait, I just forgo-
IT CAME BACK
BONUS: Sing the school anthem to "Hanging Tree"
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