How to Survive the Hunger Games

Raiding the Capitol Part 1

A-N
Ok but sorry Ally and I wrote this in January after we saw MOCKINGJAY and I completely forgot about it until today, really sorry.

SPOILER ALERT FOR MOCKINGJAY

Regular font is Ally
Italicized is Blue

I WAS TOLD TO DO THIS BY @QE2_GG SO I REALLY WANT TO GIVE HIM/HER THE CREDIT FOR THIS AMAZING IDEA

THIS IS ALLY
So, Blue and I are having a sleepover right now
We just saw Mockingjay PII and don't want to talk about it

Let's just say that it started with casually eating and drinking soda and ended with me choking on popcorn while sobbing and holding Blue. Poor woman sitting next to us...

So, Blue and I decided, hey, why don't we raid the Capitol and write about it?

Btw, Blue is sobbing in her blankets about Finnick lol

"It's not funny!" she literally just exclaimed whilst smiling.

Blue and I casually jumped into the Hunger Games trilogy, as you do.

The first thing we did was dress properly.

And by that, I mean dress like a Greaser from the The Outsiders and wear sunglasses.

But of course Blue has to be all logical and insist that it won't help. Dat nerd.

HI THIS IS BLUE I REFUSE TO HAVE AN AWFUL BOOK LIKE THE OUTSIDERS IN MY BEAUTIFUL BOOK.

okay cool.

Blue said that we had to dress like Beatles members. I was this Lemon dude and Blue was this George Weasley rip-off.

Hi this is Blue and this is how things are gonna work;

There are multiple parts to this story about raiding the Capitol.
I have no idea how it's gonna end or how longs it's gonna be.
Carry on.

Don't you have to cry about Finnick in a corner or something?

Blue is now crying under the blankets again.

Anyways,

We appear in the middle of troop 491 we're like,

"SUP LOSERS LOL YALL DIE"

Then Blue handcuffed herself to Sam Clafin - I mean Finnick.
I SHALL NOT LET HIM DIE

Josh Hutcherson - I mean PEETA - was muttering to himself in some corner.

Katniss- I mean J-Law - NO I MEAN KATNISS - was being all depressed in some corner.

Gale was brooding.

They were like, "why are you dressed like the Beatles"

Blue fangirled about dem beetles or whatever while Finnick looked mortified.

Blue is now crying over Finnick like a 1-D fan over Zayn.

JUST TO LET YALL KNOW ALLY CRIED AS MUCH AS I DID AND DO NOT EVEN MENTION THAT AWFUL BAND  AND NEVER COMPARE ME TO THEM

a) we knew that
b) 1D is perfection
c) I'm a 1D fan come onnnnnnnn

Anyways,

We were under dat ground when dem mutts appeared

Separating KATNISS and PEETA while being like,

"WE SHIP KALEEEEEEEEEEEE"

I literally said that during the movie but Blue couldn't hear me over her loud sobbing.

Oh my gosh Blue literally just found a picture of Finnick and was singing a parody of Adele.

"HELLO FINNICK ITS ME"

Ok first of all it wasn't even close to the tune. I just found the picture and I literally said, " hello Finnick, it's me" really fast. I've never heard Adele.

GET OUT

oh no it's a 1D fan! ally, HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDEEEEEEEEEE