1. Lead your enemies to the force field then push them in. Instant win and dinner if you are desperate enough.
2. Give Finnick a pet lizard that smells like roses.
3. Give Katniss a white primrose that is on fire. Back away slowly singing, "This girl is on fire!" Make sure Katniss knows you are not singing about her.
4. Give Peeta stale/burnt bread.
5. When ever someone dies just start singing, "Another One Bites The Dust"
6. Take Peeta to a modern-day bakery then set the bakery on fire. (I know, Blue is obsessed with setting stuff on fire. :p)
7. Take Katniss to that part of Jewel Ocso where they sell rose bouquets. (Jewel Ocso is like a Midwest Walmart)
8. Climb a tree and whistle Rue's four-note tune. Then make the mockingjays copy it.
9. Continue to sing in unison with Wiress, "Tick-Tock, this is a clock."
10. Give Johanna a membership to the Panem Public Pool.
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