How to Survive the Hunger Games

Raiding the Capitol Part 2

Ok so when the mutts jumped scared us I accidentally punched ally a few times cause I freaked out.

Okay so the mutts were bringing Finnick down

WE MUSNT TALK OF IT. THAT NEVER HAPPENED FINNICK IS STILL ALIVE IF YOU BELIEVEEEEEEEEE.
AND I BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEE. BELIEVE WITH ME CHILDREN, BELIEVEEEEEEE

But Blue was like, FOR OLYMPUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (cause she cool like that)

And the mutts were like, I LOVE GEORGE FROM THE BEATLES, and left them alone because they realised that they needed to listen to Paul McCartney's latest hit single.

Also if I ended that story any other way Blue is gonna cry.

Annnnnnd that is why appearance is important.

Also cause the Stormtroopers - I mean Peacekeepers - were like, OH WE LOVE THE BEATLES, and let us into Snow's Mansion.

Then we met Snow and we were like, WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE OFF

That is the second most important part of raiding the Capitol: dance

Blue was like, CUE THE BEAT

Then Soos from Gravity Falls was like, you got it dawg, then played the Who.

Okay that didn't happen but someone played the Who.

Blue just sort of screamed and jumped on President Snow's desk while doing oldie dance moves
              
The only time I will dance ^

Snow sort of went blind and resigned

Katniss was like, NOOOO I WANTED TO KILL HIM. Then she and PEETA rode off into the sunset.

Sorry my iPad always auto corrects PEETA and KATNISS to all caps.

As you do.

Gale was like, I hate baking, and vowed to always eat cooked foods from then on.

Then he brooded silently in a corner.

Finnick ran away from Blue as fast as he could while she screamed, "SAMMMMM CLAFIIIINNN"

I'm not that crazy ....... Maybe.......

Okay that didn't happen but Finnick did run around screaming stuff.

President Coin was like, "Look at me act."

I was like, "Tell me when you start."

Snow was like, "PLUCKED"

And then they had the hunger games again which basically defeated the plot of the book.

And y'all know why that didn't happen.

Grunkle Stan - I mean Haymitch - went to go get a job to approve things lol.

So if you want to raid the Capitol...

don't.