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17) where'd she go?

moveslikestagger: GUYS IM WATCHING A MOVIE ITS SO GOOD!!

Finnster!!: whats it about??

Moveslikestagger: its about a guy who's wife and children are brutally murdered by a serial killer. He has one son left, and he is left permanently disabled. In a twisted turn of events the son is kidnapped, and the dad has to track and chase the son down thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

Pookie: ....

Pookie: what??

Vanceslays: he's fucking watching finding nemo💀

Armedrobinry: my little sister just turned on the pink panther and I've gotta say

Armedrobinry: that's the weirdest fucking lion I've EVER seen

Amybaby: say that again please, but slower this time.

Amybaby: Also, how did you guys not know Amy, Donna, and I are dating? 

Amybaby: Like you literally see us at the park holding hands.

Armedrobinry: two answer, 1) I dont get it??? Its a lion?? (2) we thought you guys were playing house and that the parent roles switched alot

Amybaby: You're a genius.

Finnster!!: robin, hes the pink PANTHER

Armedrobinry: ok??? but he's a lion

Vanceslays: I'm cackling rn💀

Finnster!!: robin, Mój anioł, he is a PANTHER

Gwenny!!: FINNEY?? I KNEW IT

Amredrobinry: knew what??😭

Armedrobinry: is a panther not a lion💀??

Moveslikestagger: NO ITS A FUCKING PANTHER.

armedrobinry: just googled it, Panthers aren't pink 💔

Vanceslays: AND LIONS ARE??

Moveslikestagger: this is so unrelated, but my mom was walking with her phone and laughing and she just smacked her head on a door frame.

Moveslikestagger: from now on if youre over 5'10 your pronouns are fee/fi/fo/fum

*vanceslays added alaskahopper into "•DENVERS GAYS GC•"*

Alaskahopper: GRIFFIN. 

Finnster!!: oooooh 

Pookie: ^^

Moveslikestagger: yes mom?

Alaskahopper: DOWNSTAIRS. PHONE ON THE TABLE, NOW.

Moveslikestagger: no

Vanceslays: OH MY GOD

Pookie: bro is boutta get thanos smacked outta existence

Armedrobinry: she brought him into this world and she can take him right out

Moveslikestagger: actually, this is Vances mom so TECHNICALLY she didn't birth me

Pookie: wait so then why did you call his mom your mom

Alaskahopper: me and Griffin's mom are gay, kids.

Finnster!!: oh my god ur mom is my new idol

Alaskahopper: Griffin, I might not have birthed you but I can tell Jeanette to send you back to the nest

Vanceslays: DID SHE JUST MAKE A DAD JOKE

Pookie: OH MY FUCKINGE GOD I LOVE UR MOM

Moveslikestagger: ok, coming. I'm sorry mom💔

*moveslikestagger and alaskahopper went offline*

Armedrobinry: OK CAN WE ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM??

Vanceslays: what elephant bro

Finnster!!: YOUR MOMS NAME IS ALASKA??

Pookie: THATS SO COOL, IS THAT HER REAL NAME??

Vanceslays: yes thats her real name??

Armedrobinry: ngl

Armedrobinry: i thought her real name was "momma"

Vanceslays: OH MY GOD YOU DIPSHIT

Finnster!!: wait, before u kill him

Finnster!!: Vance its Griffin's birthday soon right?

Vanceslays: yeah on the 25th

Pookie: OH MY GOD HE WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS

pookie: MY BFS BROTHER IS SO SLAY

Armedrobinry: no he's not

Armedrobinry: once he ate soap out of the dispenser

Finnster!!: ANYWAYS, he's colorblind right?

Vanceslays: yeah??

Finnster!!: ok thanks

Vanceslays: Finney, if you get him a Rubik's cube I will literally shoot you.

Armedrobinry: damn it

Finnster!!: IT WAS ROBINS IDEA DONT SOHOT ME

Vanceslays: YOU CARRIED IT OUT. 

pookie: vance!!! Vanceypoo!!!

Armedrobinry:.... Naw wtf.

Pookie: vance!! Look at me. This. Isnt. You!!

Vanceslays: Bruce ily but PLEASE stfu before I break up with you.

Amybaby: you will be doing NO such thing.

Vanceslays: yes ma'am.

Moveslikestagger: where did my bf go bro

Billygoatsgruff: sorry, I just lost my aunt

Finnster!!: I'm so sorry

Pookie: ^

Moveslikestagger: ^

Vanceslays: ^

Armedrobinry: what??

Armedrobinry: where'd she go??

Vanceslays: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM