Paws McClaws Find Me At The Pink Palace For A Good Time

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I wandered into the town with everyone else and everyone scattered, Felicity began trying to sell her jewelry and smiled as the Pixies took an interest in the small bands and bobbles. Mostly selling jewelry that would be a ring for a medium sized humanoid but for these tiny folk was the size of a bracelet on some and others a necklace.
Caspian and Bel begin asking around about a trade and finally found a small group of fairies who took the whisky and traded the barrel of whisky fro 12 100ml bottles and 12 of the violets that they were drinking from.
"That doesn't seam like a lot" I protested
One of the pixies in the triad a wrinkled old fly of a woman who was floating at a desk by the vines and violates where other pixies were collecting the nectar and putting it into barrels of water.
"Oh yes dear" she said in a horse voice "you see this drink is very potent and could be lethal if you drank to much of it."
Caspian who was wandering around and picking up unattended drinks and shooting them back looked over at her words.
"Very strong stuff, you see" the pixie continued "about 300 to 500 ml thats about 3-5 drinks would be enough to kill a medium person. So were very careful about how much people can give away."
"Are you quite alright" Bel asked Caspian upon hearing this.
"Never better, Ima gonna sit down." She said and found her way to a quite spot to sit, once she was seated and looked to be almost passed out several fairy's and pixies fluttered over to her and began to braid Caspian's hair.
"Is she going to be alright"
"Oh yeah my girls will take care of her." Said the older pixie at the desk and satisfied with this I wandered off giving out several of my business cards to people around the encampment, before I tripped and fell and my business cards went flying all over the place. Mr. Monkey tried to chase after them but I just shrugged and nodded to myself, that was one way to spread my business cards about.
Bel was shown to a group of beast walkers and Sutures and nymphs, where they lazed on top of one another in a large pile.
One long beastial man, with the head of a hyena lay half drunk in the pile, all talking and laughing. He was wearing a suit of black and a top hat with a monocle on one of his eyes. I knew people like this were known as gnoles and they had a cunningness to them, thankfully this gnole seamed to be domesticated in some sense.
Bel did his usual introduction with the high screech of his name that made us all blink away the vibrations from our eyes.
"W-Welcome friends to the village of Pementa, I am Mayor Cine," he begin to laugh a little before blinking up at us "and what might I help you with?" He welcomed us brightly though he seamed to be swaying from side to side a little haphazardly.
I smiled around at the group as Ramock curled up with some pixies. A satyr walked over to me and handed me one of my cards shyly asking "is this you?"
"Why, Yes it is." I said offering one of my most winning smiles to the guys credit he did try to flirt with me but I stopped him almost right away seeing how difficult it was to find the right things to say.
"Perhaps we could find somewhere more privet to talk" I asked raising an eyebrow.
"Y-yes" stuttered the satyr.
He lead me to a smallish house that was made of a giant redcap mushroom, as we closed the door I pressed him agents it.
"I like your place" I said "very private"
The Satyr shivered underneath me and I could feel him become erect against me as I kissed him, deeply.
He stroked back my ears and his eyes flashed with that satyr lust that was widely known about the land, I smiled and he pulled me to the bed.

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