Ummmm, no way to explain or have lead up to this event so I'm just going to dive in head first. You know what I'm going to try something a little different, I am going to list the events that happened cause I feel like it. I have know idea why but for some reason I am very happy right now. Crazy thing is a few days ago at this time I was almost breaking down in tears. (This is a book of me and my friends being stupid so I'm going to stay away from that topic because none of you probably care.) ANYWAY! I am going to list the events in bullet points cause I feel like it. Okay? Okay.
1. Sitting at lunch table with Taylor and Mckenna.
2. I say something hilarious. (Probably not, I don't remember cause I was dying.)
3. Taylor is mid sip on my left over tea and tries to hold in a laugh
4. Fails horribly
5. Starts joking
6. Mckenna and I start laughing
7. We thought she swallowed it.
8. She didn't
9. Pukes it all up all over the table.
10. This is the part where I start dying, I start laughing so hard I turn purple and start choking on my tongue/air
11. Taylor starts laughing at me
12. While I'm still dying she gets up to go get some napkins
13. Walks back and starts to clean it up but spilling it all over her shirt
14. One tea stain later... I'm still dying
Pretty much happened within 5-6 minutes but luckily I lived to tell the tale.
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Chubby Checkers: The Black Sheep
HumorThis is a short story about a sheep named Chubby Checkers. (Thanks to Taylor for the name and the inspiration) Basically this is a story of a couple of hilarious events with my friends :) Seriously this has nothing to do with a sheep......
