Chubby Checkers: The Black Sheep

Chapter 30: DA CONES

Hmmm, sorry guys I haven't been here to write much lately, things have been really busy at school writing to improve my essays and freaking everything. It's been really stressful and kind of hard to come home remembering the funny and great things in my life when pretty much everything has to be surrounded by school at home too. Anyway, i apologize for not being here to often but I promise I will try to get back to writing more, I decided I'm going to edit the heck out of my first book on Watt pad called "Delirious," and I'm actually pretty excited to do that. My new language arts teacher is the saint in all the chaos, we sit and talk about books all the time and soon I'm hoping to bring up how I write too. 

Wow, I am really dragging on here and I don't want to push you guys away with my boring life so we'll get to the exciting part. DA CONES. Miranda Sings. A famous Youtuber so many people know. A cone. Sitting on the side of the soccer field in all its glory. Alone. In gym a few days ago, my teacher decided to take us outside to the big soccer field behind our school.  I am one of those people who normally don't "participate" much in gym but today, basking in the cold Wisconsin air. I WAS FREAKING FREEZING. Now, I think my gym teacher had this whole thing planned out but anyway, I decided to be the goalie with my friend Mikayla. It was one of those giant soccer nets so we decided to have two goalies, plus it made it more challenging for everyone but us. To carry on though, you are probably wondering how Miranda Sings and Cones fit into all of this, but they do, I promise. The soccer net we were goalies with was broken. The net was starting to cave in and all of the sides were super loose. This was really bothering me soooooo I decided to go grab a cone from the side of the field and stick it in one of the whole of the net on the side after I had pulled it down so it wouldn't be as loose anymore. 

"THE CONES SAVED THE DAY!"  Mikayla screams in her Miranda Sings style voice. I thought we were done after that but then a gust of wind blew and then all of a sudden the net caved in once again. 

"DA CONE!!!" Mikayla screams again. "WE NEED MORE CONES TO HOLD DOWN THE NET!!" I then go run out and take more cones from the side of the field and put them on the net. This probably happens about 8 more times do you can imagine the amount of cones we're holding down the net. Basically when ever either of us see a cone now, we scream DA CONES SAVED THE DAY. Good thing there aren't to many cones around otherwise we'd both seem crazy, well crazier then we already are. 

In conclusion, cones are bae and a note from Miranda Sings. 
"DON'T DO PORN!" 

Byyye guys!