Chubby Checkers: The Black Sheep

Chapter 31: A Review

Sorry I haven't been writing much lately, my life has been a boring, stressful mess. Anyway, there have been a couple bright moments including my friends so here are a few. I am like really craving a mountain dew right now and it's weird cause I hardly drink soda. That was like the most randomest freaking crap ever. ANYWAY! Let's review. 

 The Grapes, starring Dolor: It's just like any other day at the lunch table. My friends and I are sitting there eating lunch, talking about random crap and basically being normal teenagers. Well the most normal we can be anyway. I have my food and a plate full of grapes. Don't ask why, I just did, k? k. My friend and I used to play this game where he'd try to throw a grape across the table and into my mouth. Now, in 6th grade, it was fun so, I said to the kid across the table, aka Dolor. Can I throw a grape at you and you catch it in your mouth? "Uhhh, sure, why not?"  Okay, I replied and threw a nicely shaped grape at his agape mouth. It went right in. Actually, it went to far. It went right down his throat. He started coughing and I started laughing. Like laughing so hard I was full out bawling. It has been so long since I have done that and it felt so good. I don' know, laughing to the point pf crying, to the point of my stomach hurting. Obviously he choked up the grape but still, I almost fell off the bench, cried, ruined my makeup and just had a great time.  

The Bus: Hmmm...okay well this happened the past Friday. My bus was late so everyone on my bus was wandering around the parking lot desperately trying to find our bus. Then the buses start to leave. One by one they all start to leave. One is about to leave when one of the back bus windows opens. This kid is screaming and then I realize that that is our bus. About 30 kids go running across the parking lot towards our bus trying to catch a ride home on a Friday night.  Everyone goes charging at this bus yelling at it to stop. Eventually, it did and everyone got on. You would think the bus driver would have noticed something was off when there was only 5 kids on the bus... 

The Good Grade and then flop....okay this is a short one but still. I suck balls at math and I was having this huge test coming up, I went to all of the tutorials, which was like 5 and still didn't get it at all. I was determined to fail. Basically, I come home one night and check my grades on the computer. (That's how we get our grades.) I had gotten a 91.5% A.K.A. and A- and oh my dearest god, I screamed, and ran out of my bedroom, into the dinning room, around the table and went to go tell my parents. Of course me being the biggest derp ever, slipped and fell into a chair on my butt. I was so excited though I just got up, did another lap around the table to run it off cause god it hurt and then went to go tell my parents. I had truly gotten a B+ but I get some extra credit somehow but I DON'T CARE! I was so excited but math can still go suck it. 

So yea, that's a short review of my happy life right now which is all you care about, if you even care at all but YEA! Woohoo!