Empires the musical

Act 1:scene 11

(The stage opens to the blood sheep church but full of red tentacles)
(Joey and xornoth are stood at the alter and sausage is the officiant)
Sausage: so xornoth do you wish to marry joey
Xornoth: I do
Sausage: and joey do you wish to marry Xornoth
Joey: I do
Sausage: and with the power invested in me you are no-
Scott: I OBJECT
(Scott, gem, Katherine, Pearl, Shelby and Fwip break through the door)
Xornoth: Scott here to mess things up again
Joey: how did you find Shelby
Katherine: joey your terrible at kidnapping
Fwip: she was literally sat in your bedroom
Shelby: yeah next time you kidnap me at least do it properly
Joey: well me and xornoth are getting married and there's nothing you can do. Now sausage let's continue.
Gem: sausage no please
Fwip: sausage your in the gunpowder alliance
Sausage: err. Umm
Gem: sausage, do the right thing
Sausage: weddings off.
Joey: nooo sausage
Fwip: yes haha joey
(Sausage run over to Fwip)
Joey: your picked the wrong side sausage. Xornoth get him
Scott: NO
(A massive ice spike almost stabbed Xornoth in the chin)
Scott: gem now
Gem: I hate you Scott. seymoor de for plapto munsh hirag j'felūnt.
(Gem held up the crystal and a guest been of light hit it from the window)
Xornoth: wha what are you doing
(Xornoth started to float up a a bright purple light git him)
Xornoth: I will return
Perl: yeah like hell you will
Gem: uh oh
Scott: what
Gem: it's not working
Xornoth: haha you pathetic wizard
Scott: don't call gem pathetic
Xornoth: you want to fight brother
Scott: your not my brother
(Scott takes out his sword and they fight)

Scott: if it wasn't for you mum and dad would be alive
Xornoth: so what.

Song: wish sung by: Scott and xornoth
I wish mum was here
She ment nothing to me
I wish dad was alive
He had it coming he picked his side
I wish you would die
I wish you would shut up
I wish you where back to normal
I WISH YOU WOULD KILL YOURSELF

(Everyone gasped)
Joey: xornoth?
Katherine: you can't just say that
Perl: yeah I know your a demon but still
Scott: gem try it again
Gem: are you shore
Scott: gem just do it
Gem: ugh seymoor de for plapto munsh hirag j'felūnt
(The same thing happened but this time xornoth and the Tentacles disappeared)
Katherine: gem you did it
Fwip: yes gem
Shelby: Joey are you okay
Joey: yeah. It's just. Never mind
Shelby: your find someone better
Scott: look the corruption is gone
Sausage: aww my beautiful church is back to normal
Perl: we need a festival, tell everyone he's gone
Scott: yes I'll host it in Rivendell

Pix: well that was it. The end of xornoth, but not the end of the story. Now you all can rest for 15 minutes and go to the toilet whatever you do for the intermission. We'll see you at the feast byeee.
(The curtain comes down)