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I wake up, I was in a room that looked somewhat looked like 1-1 in Ultrakill. I thought I died?!?! I look around. I am starving, Gabriel almost Ultrakilled me and didn't let me finish my cereal. I frown, I look like v1. "DARN IT!!!!!!" "Am I in Ultrakill??" I yell. I run to the fountain and chuck a coin into a fountain. I faceplant into the water. Putin walks over to me. "You cannot run!" "You let me eat zara but you didn't post if on Twitter smh." He screeches. "I'm sorry." I frown. "SORRY?" "Dude ur gonna die man." Puntin tells me as he wields a giant sword. How does he know its me??? I'm v1!! Puntin chases me as I almost die. I am left with no choice, I must fight back. Epic battle music plays as we fight I'm winning!1!1 I ground pound into Putins head, causing his legs to become disabled. I chuckle at him as putin cries in defeat. Gabriel spawns into existence. "Great job kit!" "That was a test!!" Gabriel smiles. "Gabriel make up ur mind, you were the sussy imposter and now ur complimenting me." I say. "Shut up rn, or I'm gonna ultrakill you WITHOUT A REVIVE." Gabriel scolds. I frown and nod. Even though I denied Gabriel's proposal he still seemed as if he wanted to marry me. I don't want to, but I might come around to it. "Ok so like kit do u need blood?" Gabriel asks. I'm silent for a moment but, I feel the sudden urge to drink blood. "Ofc!!" I say. A giant tub of blood somehow shows up. Kuma somehow shows up and drinks it all. I angerly stare at him and punch him in the face. Kuma dies. "Great job!" Gabriel applauds. I am rather annoyed by Gabriel's presence but I ignore him. Raining tacos plays in the background. This was a dream, right.?????! Gabriel starts singing to raining tacos. I look at him. He looks at me "racing taco!!!1!1!1" I say. Gabriel looks at me weird but he holds a ring. "Kit mary me pls it's been 2 days." "Ok ig!" I say as I put the ring on. Kuma steps up from the ground and starts laughing at me. I instantly shoot him down with my epik lazer eyes. "So like ferryman is the priest ok?" Gabriel asked. I nodded. We walked into a place with lots of flowers and it looked like a wedding. Maurice, V2, Ferryman, the whole council, that one king of lust or something, and nyan cat was there!

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