Gabriel Broke Into My House At 3 Am!!

Chaos

I woke up from my bed, I ran out my door and went into my fridge. I got cereal and milk and a bowl. I put milk first ofc. I cried because I put milk first, I cried so hard. Regret panged my heart like a gun. WHY DID I PUT MILK FIRST?!?!?! Gabriel breaks through my window and dropkicks me in my kitchen. “GABRIEL WTF!!!!” I yell. I bleed from my legs everywhere. Gabriel looks at me with no regret. “Ur father smells of elderberries.” Gabriel taunts. I cry even harder “hahahaha loser!!!!” Gabriel laughs. “Gabriel wheres v1?” I cry. “Dead, just like u,” Gabriel responds. Reaper dropkicks into Gabriel. “Why does hitler exist???” He asks. “Ur mom!!!!” Reaper laughs. Kuma comes up from the ground and dies. Hitler comes and kills Zara as Zara breathes heavily. I cry “oh wait, i didnt care anyways” I realize. I didn’t even care abt them. I ascend from the floor and fly away. “Did i hear women?” Zara asks as he dies. “NO.” Gabriel shouts. I fly away and burn my house, questioning what just happened. I watch as my house burns and Gabriel ascends from the fire with lazer eyes. OMG!1!!!1! “kIT, you’re mistaken!” “you put the milk in first thats awsomeeeeeee omgggggg!!!” Gabriel smiles. Gabriel also is holding Zara’s dead body that is decomposing at an alarming rate. Zara’s body is thrown to the ground. Blood splatters. Gabriel looks at me deep in my eyes and says “Sin, sin city was a media.” Then, Gabriel summons Putin, that one guy from Russia. “I have an armed gun, If u dont like to post me on twitter holding Zara’s decomposing body I WILL START A WAR.” he yells. “YES!” I cry. Putin eats Zara’s body like a rat in a trash can.”kit…..marry me!!!!” Gabriel smiles “no you idiot!!!!” I laugh. Gabriel cries and spawns out of existence. I wake up, It was a dream. Zara spawns into my room and dies. “Uhhh i think the zara spawner isnt working.” I say. I go to my pc and play ultrakill and play ultrakill ofc. I die in my chair. Gabriel goes right next to me and watches me die.”I did it, im the sussy imposter.” Gabriel speaks. “Oh btw i also killed zara and kuma and  reaper and ur mom.” he tells me. My dead body doesn't speak, im dead u idiot!!!!