Gabriel Broke Into My House At 3 Am!!

almost going to jail

I wake up, Gabriel was sleeping right beside me. I get up for cereal but instead I open the fridge and Zara is in my fridge. "Ew Zara! Get out." I yell. I hold a dime that I'm about to throw in the air. Zara is unsuspecting. Zara does not get out of the fridge. I evilly laugh and throw the coin in the air and parry it. It hits Zara straight in the head and he dies. Ik he's my friend but idc that much. "Kit, wtf happened." Gabriel asks. "Oh uh…I killed someone." I responded. "Ok that's ok! I've killed you once." "Ur actually kinda weak." Gabriel whispers. Small lazer eyes come out of my camera machine head (v1). "Ok sorry ig." Gabriel apologies. "Let's hide the body! Ik we're machines and all they're gonna do is put us thru jail but it's ok I've killed like 10 ppl before." I exclaim. Gabriel nods and we head outside. The cars passing by our house can see us burying a disgusting bloody body. Someone walked up to us "omg wtf robots why are u doing this!!" "I call cop and jail u ok?" She said. The person looked like a Karen, her hair cut was ugly nasty sloppy gross disgusting. I throw a coin and punch it. The lady falls over. "Oops! My anger issues." I say. "Its okay kit we can burry it." Gabriel says. We finish burying the bodies and a whole military unit comes to our cottage core house. "HANDS UP!" cops yell. I do not put my hands up, neither does Gabriel. I start shooting all the cops using all my ultrakilling powers. They die with one hit bc they're weaker than fliths. Gabriel helps me kill them but he seems ashamed. In half an hour, 300 police and military ppl are killed. Me and Gabriel grow tired so we teleport to Alaska (a place we arent wanted by police). "Its cold here but I have a winter house that we can go to." I say. "Wth we are robots-" "OH, yeah you used to be human." Gabriel notices. As we walk to the house and I shiver to death we sing "sin city is a media." On repeat ofc. We make it!1 I unlock the door. Gabriel hugs me but his fingers got stuck in my arm sockets. "MY FINGER IS GONNA FALL OFF HELP PLS!" Gabriel screeches in pain. "Its okay I have bandages but tug ur fingers out and they'll fall off but like I have bandages." I explain. Gabriel shivers and tugs his fingers out of my arm sockets. Blood pours everywhere. I run everywhere to find bandages. I find them! They have quandale dingle the capybara alien on them for some reason. I bandage Gabriel's hand. He has 3 fingers now on his right hand that he writes with. Gabriel frowns.  "No more hugging ig." I say. We both sit on the couch and watch cocomelon thru the night till 3 am. "Omg! We got married at 3 am!!!!" I exclaim. Gabriel is asleep, and I soon fall asleep too.