Omg!!! It was time to get ready for the wedding. "Gabriel we don't have wedding clothes, we need some pls." I say. "Ok kit here!!!" Gabriel shows me as he spawned a dress and suit outta existence. "Kit go in the other room to change :))))" Gabriel smiles. After I change, I walk back into the room. "Omg kit!!! Awsomeeeee!!!" Gabriel exclaims. Something is behind me all the sudden. I look behind myself.. ITS THE KING OF LUST KING MINOS?!?-?!?!?!?!? Gabriel glances at Minos but then chooses to ignore him. "U got games on ur phones?" Minos asks. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." I question. Gabriel punches minos into space. "I forgor I look like v1" I frown. "Tbh you look better as v1!" Gabriel compliments. Anywaysssssss, Gabriel walked up the isle as Maurice, minos, cardboard cutouts of the council, and one filth watched. Nobody walked me down bc I'm fatherless. We said our vows. "Kit, do you promise to be Gabriel's wedded wife thru sickness and wealth?" Ferryman asked with a rather sad face. "Ofccccc!" I said. "Gaberiel, do you wanna be kits husband?" Ferryman asked. Gabriel looked at ferryman and said "yes ofc." "Ok kiss the bride or somthin." Ferryman added. I FORGOT ABT KISS THE BIRDE!!!! I don't wanna kiss :(((((. I stood there for a minute the crowd watched (like 12 ppl or something). Gabriel raised a brow under his mask thingy. I finally kissed him. I did it!! I kinda have second thoughts but its OK ig. "Ok wedding over guys go away." Ferryman yells. Everyone leaves and me and Gabriel sit on a bench. "So kit ik we are a newlywed couple so like what honeymoon we Goin to?" Gabriel asks. "Ohio!" I say. Gabriel teleports us to Ohio. In the distance I can see burning buildings and aliens, Ohio is NOT normal. "I love ohio." I say. I see an alien!! "heeeey guuuysss Quandale dingle here!" It says. "Hi." Gabriel says. "Ok first ik the best spot to go, im ur guide Quandale dingle the capybara monster alien." Quandale says. "Ok!" I say. Gabriel and I barrel roll to follow quandale. Why tf is quandale so quick. "This is the portal back to ultrakill u saw it all." Quandale explains. "wtfffff???" Gabriel says with big epik lazer eyes. "So legally I can't show u." Quandale adds. "I am a former council member." Gabriel says with big lazer eyes. "No Ohio 4 u Gabriella." Quandale yells as he throws us into the portal. "Omg portal is closing! No Ohio:(((." I frown. "I used all my sussy powers and I gotta go sleep brb." Gabriel says. I sit down on the couch and eat nyan cat.
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Gabriel Broke Into My House At 3 Am!!
HumorPLEASE NOTE: This book is a joke! Seems like Gabriel Broke Into my house. Gosh! I was just trying to put the milk first before cereal.