headcanons and stuff about Chop Top

if you're a hippie too

(woman in the picture is stevie nicks but if you don't already know her dni 🙄 /j)

he's definitely buying you records and cds

y'all can go look for decently priced lava lamps together (don't go to the mall for that btw 💀)

you should probably teach him the concept of peace and love. you're definitely not gonna be able to make him stop killing and eating people lmao but he did use a very derogatory term in the movie and you explaining to him "hey, saying slurs isn't very peace and love of you" would go a long way for sure. i know they added that term bc he's a vietnam veteran and that term was constantly used by veterans from that war bc it's a derogatory term towards asians so he was probably just desensitized to it so he didn't even process that it would be offensive but it still isn't good that it was used at all. please remind him what it means to be a real hippie. maybe force him to listen to Heal the World by Michael Jackson LMAO AHNDMDN kidding but like 👀 definitely not a BAD idea

((also idc if you don't like MJ but don't comment "wasn't he a pedophile" bc no. he was proven innocent 14 times and the accusers straight up admitted later that they lied for money. he's an innocent man and he was a saint. all he wanted was to, of course, heal the world. make it a better place. no MJ slander is tolerated. i love him. ok that's all lmao))

you could go on nature walks. he'd probably like the "one with nature" feel but after a bit he'd probably get hyper and drag both of y'all into a stream or start climbing a tree.

LMAO what if y'all painted Drayton's van to be like a psychedelic hippie van 💀 y'all would be giggling the whole time and then when Drayton saw it YALL WOULD HAVE TO FUCKING RUN LMAO

if you're a spiritual hippie you could buy him crystals and incense and stuff. wether he'd actually believe in the meaning behind them or not, who knows, but he'd still hold onto them because he loves gifts from you.

speaking of incense, y'all would probably always have some burning lmao one of his brothers would come to let you know dinner was ready and they'd be like "jesus why is your room so foggy" and y'all would just point to the incense burner lmao

i'm imagining a shit ton of colorful light projectors (like the ones that project stars and pretty colors), static electricity balls (the balls of laser things that move to your fingers when you put your hands on them), little plastic disco balls that spin and light up and, of course, lava lamps

i feel like he occasionally smokes pot so if you're the stoner type of hippie i feel like y'all would both end up smoking a lot. Drayton might occasionally smoke with y'all too. and maybe Nubbins but i feel like it'd just make him be like "huh now i'm inspired" and then work on a little bone statue for hours lmao but Nubbins is schizophrenic so it might just might him more paranoid. Bubba probably wouldn't be interested.