headcanons and stuff about Chop Top

if you're a trans man

if anyone's transphobic to you, tell him who. "well, i know what we-we're having for dinner. heh heh."

he's curious about your binder. "WOAH!! th-they just vanished! how does that work? HOW TIGHT IS IT!? C-CAN YA STILL BREATHE!?" he'd ask you before he touched your chest with the binder on, of course. i just feel like he'd be curious about it. and once he learns about binder safety he's definitely gonna be on your ass about it. "YOU BITCH-HOG!! take it off!! IT'S BEEN PASSED 8 HOURS!! youre gonna DIE!!" and you'd be like "baby i promise it's gonna be fine" and he'd be like "NO >:( TAKE IT OFF BEFORE IT KILLS YOU!"

i've seen some trans men complain about having encounters where people will touch their chest without even asking just bc "woah a chest binder" and it's gross. tell Chop Top if that happens. he will cut off their hands. like actually.

he'll call your vag random dumb names he thinks of. for sure he'd say "bussy" (bc that means boy pussy) and he'd probably be like "man-gina" and "man cave" and you'd start cackling and go "baby- heheh- you're killin' me. stop!" and he'd go "aw, b-but you're laughing!" (he really likes making you laugh.)

on days where you're feeling particularly dysphoric, he'll hold onto you and reassure you. "baby, i've never seen you as an-anything other than a man. you're my boyfriend. you're a h-handsome one at that. ya don't need a f-flat chest or a cock to be a man. you know that."

if anyone did the whole "what's in your pants? are you gonna get bottom surgery? what does your junk look like?" Chop Top will loudly say "WHY DO Y-YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND'S GE-GENITALS SO BAD, DOG DICK!?" and then kill them real slow. and if it's someone who you actually know and they're like genuinely curious about bottom surgery, Chop Top will gladly say "he has a b-big girthy cock in spirit." and then you'll have to laugh and say "true" before you go on to actually explain it.

he genuinely does perceive you as his boyfriend. he'd be glad to randomly drop in a "we have rough gay sex every night" to someone who's being uncomfortable towards you. he's not just calling you his bf and using the correct name and pronouns to be polite without actually seeing you that way, he just genuinely sees you as the man you are. he recognizes that. and he loves you.

when you come out to the others, he's right there to argue if they say anything fucked up about it. Nubbins would need a little explanation for it but he'd understand after that. Bubba just 100% supports and accepts it. i feel like they're genderfluid or genderqueer themself, plus they're already into things like makeup and stereotypically feminine clothing. they'd get it. Drayton would be confused as hell but after several minutes of explaining it and answering questions about it, he'd understand it. Stretch would just already understand it and accept it. LG is still scared of you. he's still calling Lefty to say "COME GET THE HIPPIE AND HIS BOYFRIEND!!" Lefty would be the most confused i think. he'd probably be the type to say fucked up things without realizing it and you'd have to call him out. i feel like once you did tho, he'd be like "oh my bad" and correct himself and move on. grandpa wouldn't even be able to hear what you're saying. give it up. and grandma is dead. you might wanna come out to her anyways bc it'd make Chop Top happy.

Chop Top would wanna get a little trans flag pin for his vest to show support and so that he could brag to people about his cool bf when they asked him about it

he'd be super gentle with you if you got top surgery. if you tried to get up or move your arms too much he'd get all mad and make you lay down. "h-hey, what're you doin'? lay down or you're gonna die!!" and you'd have to reassure him that it wouldn't kill you but you'll lay back down anyways

i feel like he'd help you with testosterone shots if you needed him to