well for one, he's a very emotional person- like his emotions are pretty intense- so he'd probably love you intensely. he'd tell you he loves you several times throughout the day.
he'd be so clingy lmao he'd probably follow you around all day and wanna be hanging out with you as much as he could. if you told him you needed some time alone he'd understand tho, i don't think he'd be too overbearing
if you also collect pins he'd want you to show him all of them. he'd also wanna show you his.
if you stand up for him when Drayton yells at him he'll really appreciate that. and if Drayton yells at you, Chop Top will literally throw something at him 💀
he has a LOT of energy so i feel like doing things with him would always be super entertaining. y'all are driving around somewhere and you happen to be on a road with no one around y'all? he's flooring it. y'all are trying to cook something? he's throwing food at you and now y'all are having a food fight.
look, he's stinky. he probably hasn't showered in a long time lmao but you can get him to shower, it would probably just take time. he'd probably try to bite you or something at first but after a while he'd get used to it. he'd probably want you in there with him tho.
i feel like he'd constantly be picking you up and carrying you at random points- like if y'all are going to a different room, he's throwing you over his shoulder and carrying you there. if y'all are just hanging out in his room, he's picking you up and bringing you over somewhere. it'd be a lot of "you know i can walk, right?" and he'd probably go "and?"
he will keep any gift you give him- even if it's something small, like a rock you found.
he'd be happy to go places with you! he'd try to calm down enough to not cause a scene lmao- i bet he'd love to go to a restaurant or see a movie with you.
just hanging out at home would be nice too. he'd wanna hold onto you the whole time. if y'all are sitting in his bed to watch a movie or listen to music, he's gonna start clinging to you and y'all are gonna be cuddling in like a few minutes
i feel like he'd be the guy who like... if you don't stand for the pledge of allegiance and someone said like "stand up. you're being disrespectful to veterans." Chop Top would give them a lecture. "listen, dog dick, I-I'm glad you care about veterans, but I didn't fight so people would just blindly stand for things they didn't believe in. i f-fought for the opposite. i fought so people could keep their right to fr-free speech. you know, that thing you're constantly bringing up? also, you bitch-hog, obviously you have the right to free speech, but not freedom of consequence. you dumbass. i-if i went into a court room and yelled I HAVE A B-BOMB, i'd still get arrested for that." that kind of rant.
i saw someone's headcanon for him was "if you have stuffed animals he'd probably tease you for it but he'd secretly hold onto one of the small ones and carry it around with him bc it makes him think of you and it's comforting" and i just really love that headcanon
look he's horny as fuck. y'all will probably fuck a lot. if the house is too busy you'll fuck in his truck for sure. and i feel like he'd be the type of guy to randomly come and quietly say something super dirty into your ear and then walk off and watch your reaction.
TELL HIM NOT TO EAT HUMAN BRAINS. PLEASE. if you're a Bob Velseb fan, you already know this, but it can give you a disease similar to mad-cow. it's called kuru btw
listen to his band (Cornbugs). if you like his music he'll be incredibly happy. i suggest Vegetable Man, Poker Face, Sex Milk Mambo (that one's weird as hell but it's good), Dirty Sperm Rag (personally that one is one of my favorites bc sometimes when i'm really upset i listen to it bc how can you cry when there's a hillbilly singing about a cum rag in your ear), Spot the Psycho, Lord Lawnmower, and Meat Rotten Meat.
careful with his plate. get him hats to cover it when necessary. i've lived in texas my whole life so i can verify it's hot as balls here. idk how he hasn't burned his brain and died. and winters can get pretty cold (not nearly as bad as up north but still pretty cold) so a warm hat would be good for sure. he's too reckless sometimes. also it's canon that Chop Top's plate is a very... sensitive spot... sometimes he scratches it bc it feels nice not just in the scratching an itch way but in a sex way. if you're rubbing/ scratching it for him and you find the right spot be ready for a long night.
he's also canonically into feet. so. do with that what you will.
i feel like he'd like grunge rock if he had the chance to listen to it. he might like bands like Nirvana and Arctic Monkeys.
you can write him romantic letters but he'd just go "wow! i d-don't know how to read. but thanks!" i mean did you see how he read the exit sign in the radio shack? man looked like a toddler reading Goodnight Moon for the first time.
he'd probably like hearing you read to him tho. try horror novels. i'm constantly daydreaming and it gets pretty vivid and it's usually about him so in my lil imaginary world, i'm currently reading the book Carrie to him. we haven't gotten very far yet.
you could probably get Chop Top in a crop top. and you don't have to just imagine it thanks to this lovely cosplayer. (kingklowney on tiktok)
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Chop Top in a crop top is catchy to say too. bonus.
i feel like he'd probably try to tone it down and act more calm and 'normal' at first (like when he was talking to Stretch at the radio station and he was still super creepy but he was trying to just be somewhat normal and distract her- like that kind of vibe) but after a while of getting close to you he'll let himself be more wild and spontaneous like in the scenes where they were at Texas Battle Land and Stretch was creeping around the tunnels and Chop Top was just running around and screaming and rambling about whatever and listening to music out loud and annoying the shit out of Drayton
i feel like he'd have a nice v-line. nice v-line and a nice waist. and like he's very thin but i feel like he'd also be vaguely muscular. i mean, he is a war veteran who lives to hunt and murder people to use in human chili. so it's not like he doesn't exercise. oh, and he also has a scar from a chainsaw. you can thank Stretch for that. don't be mad at her tho. queen did what she had to do.
