Tbhk oneshots 2!

Hanako x (fem) reader-stupid ideas

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You walked hand in hand with your date,Hanako san of the bathroom.He had invited you on a date to the far shore after previously telling you how much he liked you.Of course you had gone with him,who wouldn't?If you stopped to admire something of your interests,Hanako would buy it for you.
"Oh wow!(name san)!Look!"
Hanako pulled you over to a bar,stationed with stained glass windows with old patterns and odd materials stuck here and there,giving the place a whole steam punk vibe.
"Don't tell me...Hanako kun this isn't safe let's just go-HANAKO KUN GET YOUR SHORT ASS BACK HERE!"

Ignoring your protests,he wandered inside as you followed him nervously,he held your hand and smiled at you before sitting on one of the stools,
"Oh wow-a bar date?How romantic."
You said sarcastically,Hanako laughed and turned to the apparition behind the counter,talking to it in some far shore language which you observed with interest.As Hanako and the friendly bar man(we'll call him Jerry)weren't looking,you were dragged away from the table by a mob of thug apparitions.You couldn't understand what they were saying but you were freaked out,
"Hey!Lemme go!S-stop it!Hanako kun!HELP ME DAMMIT!"

The apparitions laughed at your feeble attempts to escape,the one holding you grabbed your arm,ready to bite it off but stopped,it's head was in Hanako's hands.He glared down at the ghost and sharply turned it's head sideways with a sickening crack.The bar was silent with the murmuring whispers that a human was here.Hanako stepped down and wrapped an arm around you waist and held you close,
"Don't touch her!I was on a date and was momentarily occupied with my good friend at the counter!Didn't your mother's ever tell you it was rude to take things that weren't yours~I apologise for my rash behaviour (name san)."

Hanako turned to you,flashing you a cheerful smile before one of the apparitions growled at you threateningly,reaching out to you.Hanako's smile vanished as he beat the apparatus up,eventually being taken out by all of the thugs.You backed away in horror,you squealed as someone carried you away,
"I'll hide you behind the counter!This way!"
Jerry said,concerned for his friend,
"What about Hanako kun?"
"He'll be fine!He's No.7 after all!Unbeatable!"
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"HANAKO KUN WHAT THE-"
You rushed out from behind the countertop and saw him beaten and battered on the floor,the thugs were nowhere to be seen.You knelt beside him and he groggily knelt beside you.His hat fell off his head to reveal tears welling in his eyes,he looked sad and tired.He winced as you examined the cuts and grazes in his shoulders and arms.There was no one in sight within the bar or outside.It was quiet.
"Hanako kun?"
"(Name san),I'm so sorry about this,I ruined our date,it was supposed to be a nice moment for us.But I got too carried away."

"Don't say such things!You were protecting me!Thanks for that Hanako kun.That means a lot to me!And you to Jerry!"
You turned to the apparition behind you.He nodded and grinned at you,
"Any friend of Hanako san in a friend of mine!Now allow me to contact No.5 to bring you both back."

He walked away and you turned back to Hanako,
"But what you did was very stupid Hanako kun!Don't do it again young man!"
You said,scolding the boy.He nodded gravely as you stood up,you held a hand to him which he took reluctantly and stood up,swaying a bit.
"Are you feeling any better?"
"My arms and legs hurt and I have an annoyingly sore headache so I guess not."
Hanako said sarcastically,you rolled your eyes and looked away,hearing clattering sounds from behind the bar.You jumped as Hanako reached out to you and turned your head back to him,caressing your cheek.Holding your other hand,he leaned forward and kissed you on the mouth before quickly pulling away.

He coughed and looked away,blushing like mad.You looked down at your shoes and smiled,you hoped that you could do these things with Hanako kun again without the stupid.