Character Oneshots!

Lady Lesso - Your Dean (S)

(A/N: What if Lady Lesso caught the tail end of one of her student's Uglification classes? Y/N = 19 before anyone wonders about consent...)

"Are you paying attention," Professor Manley shouted across the classroom, throwing one of the cauldrons off the wall and in her direction. Y/N had accedently fallen asleep. She didn't understand the need to be ugly when you could distract the enemy more with being as gorgeous as she.

"Yes, sir," Y/N replied in slight shock from the clattering of cauldron against stone and wooden desk. "I'm listening."

"Good," Professor Manley looked at her with a devilish grin, ready to punish those in his class not paying attention. This short haired brunette would make a good example to the rest of the class. Manley walked over to her desk, surveying the purtid potion, stirring it and sniffing it's foul aroma. "Drink it."

"I'm sorry?" Y/N was startled. Surely he wouldn't make her drink such a vile thing...

"You heard me," he spat into the potion for good measure, it sputtered and continued to bubble disgustingly. "Drink. It." Gladly, Y/N had taken a few viles before he had put his saliva into it, and she picked one of them up. Popping the cork and looking at the brown sludge inside.

"Here goes," she muttered, downing it in one, not making a face and pretending that it wasn't disgusting. Whether she managed it or not would be something her friends wouldn't let down later. "There, happy?"

The class waited, and watched, needing with all their dark hearts to see the effect it would have on their fellow student. Suddenly, two points started protruding from her head growing through short hair upwards in towering glory.

"I thought the potion is supposed to make you ugly?" One of the students piped up, staring at Y/N in confusion. "Now she just looks like a hot version of Maleficent." (Maleficent in this world I've decided is not our lovely Angelina, but the animated green version of her...)

Y/N smirked, looking at Manley. He couldn't disagree.

"Fine, class dismissed, I've had enough of you wretched lot anyway," Manley walked back to the front of the room throwing a haggard arm behind him.

"How did you drink that potion? It looked positively disgusting," someone said behind her, probably Hort, but someone else began to speak as well.

"How long do you think the horns will last?"

"Gods, doesn't she look hot!"

"So hot."

Y/N chuckled as people talked behind her. "I don't know how long they'll last.

They all walked down the hall, and made their way to their common room. They flung themselves on beanbags and sofas and chairs, all talking and laughing, waiting for their lunch period to start.

Y/N walked into the dining hall and earned many stares from the room, especially the Evers. She gathered her food, deciding she had had enough of that slop on the Nevers side, and took from the Evers side. This caused a minor uproar but she got the food she wanted.

Y/N sat down at a free table, not caring if she were to eat alone. Sometimes it's nicer than having the listen to Hort, who was currently trying to chat up the new Reader Sophie.

Suddenly, about 5 guys all sat around the table with her, startling her slightly. The table was now full and and she looked between the boys now there, she realised that they're all Ever boys.

"My, my," Y/N tutting to herself. "There are going to be some very jealous Ever girls now."

They all seemed to blush slightly. She turned her gaze across the table, taking note of who was actually there. When she got to the person sitting opposite she smirked.