Panda and Ryan were walking home. Panda had the same fake smile on and Ryan being Faboo as ever with his Gayness.
Panda: So Like, there was this TV show I was watching and Oh Em Jay is it Faboo! It, like, has this Doctor and he kidnapps this girl to be his companion or Whatevs! So Legit Ya Know?
Ryan: What Da Fuck R U Talkin About?
Panda: Doctor Who.... don't you watch it? I'm only on season one, but it seems totally legit!
Ryan: Oh, that Gay ass British show.
Panda stopped in her tracks. Although she kept her fake smile, her eye started twitching.
Panda: What..... Did..... You.....Say?
Ryan: It's just another one of your lame ass Fandom shows. Like SuperBoring, Dumblock, Ho-Gi-Oh, Fatamaniacs, and Once Upon A Bitch.
Panda started to breath harshly. She kept starring at Ryan.
Panda: It's Supernatural, Sherlock, Yu-Gi-Oh, Animaniacs, and Once Upon A Time! And you've never watched these shows....... how can you say that?
Her hands self consciously made their way towards Ryan's neck.
Ryan: Please Panda, just by looking at the covers, they are Gay, like me! But waaaaay worse.
Panda knocked Ryan unconscious and started dragging him back to her house.
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Panda: Wakey Wakey......
Ryan: Five more minutes......
Panda: NOW!
Panda slapped Ryan and he saw he was tied up and sitting on a chair. He was in some sort of basement, and Panda was in front if him.
Panda: So you decide to make fun of my Fandoms eh? Well why don't you watch them just to see how bad they are.......
She turns around and had a remote in her hands. She pressed a button and a light shown, from a television.
Ryan: W-What are you putting on?
Panda: Doctor Who Bitch....... MWAHAHAHAHA!
Ryan: NOOOOOO!
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Nine Hours Later
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Panda came running down the basement to check on Ryan
Panda: How's my little soon-to-be fandom boy?
Ryan was faced to the screen and his eyelids were held open by pin-clips.
Ryan: I...... I..... I
Panda: Like it? Love it? Adore It?!
Ryan: I..... I..... I think it's okay but the animation and costumes suck. But the acting, eh. they could do better. But the drama and comedy is amazing......
Panda: So does that mean you'll join my Fandom!?
Ryan laughed and looked back at Panda
Ryan: No.......
Panda looks at the audience (you readers) with her fake smile and her eye twitching.
Panda: I guess some one has to learn.....
~Fin~
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The Book Of: Random!!!
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