(A/N Just a little humanized pic of the two groups I made)
Carmelita:So how are we going to draw them out?
Hyena:Maybe we wait till somebody tries stealing something?
Shark:Webs, anything going on?
Tarantula began searching on her laptop.
Tarantula:Let's see here...no, no, no....Ah. The gold vault is being robbed by The Gunslinger Brothers.
Snake:That could work.
They rushed over to the vault. The Gunslinger Brothers were grabbing as much gold as they could carry.
Derek:Man, gold is a lot heavier than I thought.
Lucas:I don't know why you're complaining. This is easy peasy.
Derek:Easy for you to say, you carry a hug bazooka with you!
Hyena:I've always wondered where you got that, honestly.
The two brothers turned to see the Bad Guys.
Derek:Can we just have one heist were ya'll DON'T show up?!
Carmelita then ran up to Lucas and kicked him the face.
Lucas:Ooohoho! Look at you girl!
He then got back on his feet.
Lucas:You're as fine looking as a morning sunrise.
Carmelita was surprised.
Carmelita:Am seriously being flirted with by a psychotic mountain lion?
Lucas then pulled out his bazooka.
Lucas:Time to blow you to oblivion!
He began firing his rockets. But Carmelita managed to dodge out of the way.
Tarantula:Okay, that was pretty awesome.
The rest of the group was nearly hit by the rockets, even Derek.
Derek:Watch where you're firing those things!
As he was distracted, Wolf grabbed him by his collar and tossed him. He was tossed right into Lucas, both of them hitting the wall.
Lucas:You don't think Queen Bee is gonna be is gonna be too mad us, right?
Derek:Do you think? AT ALL!?!
The group tied them up, but just as the group was going to put the gold the brothers took, it was gone!
Piranha:Seriously?!
Carmelita:Unbelievable. You let the loot disappear again!
Snake:Oh, we're sorry that we were a little distracted by GETTING SHOT AT BY ROCKETS!
The two growled at each other, until Wolf got between them.
Wolf:That's enough! Both of you!
Carmelita growled and stormed off.
Lucas:Who peed in her Cheerios?
Derek then kicked his brother in the face.
Lucas:Ow!
Wolf:Thank you.
Derek:No problem.
Hyena went outside to get some fresh air. As she was rounding the corner, she saw Carmelita speaking with someone on her phone. She hid behind the corner.
Carmelita:Sorry if I sound annoyed....Yes, things didn't exactly go as planned, thanks to my new "Partners"...I..I know...this isn't exactly ideal, but you know this was the best course of action...especially after...that night...I'll be back soon, okay?...Love you too. Bye.
She then walked off...
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Thieves vs Thieves(The Bad Guys x Sly Cooper)
Fanfiction(3rd Sequel to The Rookie) The Bad Guys have been on a roll. They have just gotten word that a group of thieves were stealing from other thieves. They get help from Officer Carmelita Fox, as the thieves are people she has been after for a while now...