Julie:What do you plan on doing to us?
Clockwerk:You'll be fighting an...old friend. The Cooper Gang might be getting it
Sly:I think I know what he's referring to.
Shark:What? A killer robot?
Julie:A swarm of insects?
Piranha:Hot jungle chicks?
Everyone gave him a "Are you serious" Look (Even the villains)
Piranha:What? I guy can dream, can't he?
Muggshot:What goes on...in that head of his?
Julie:I'd tell you if we knew man, trust me.
Clockwerk:Raleigh, show them.
Raleigh then pushed a remote button. Within a few minutes, the doors began opening and something growled. They soon saw what it was:An enormous mutant snake.
Sly:This thing. Didn't think I'd ever see it again.
Julie:A giant mutant snake...well this is something I wasn't expecting to happen today.
The snake licked it's lips. When the villains weren't looking, Wolf shot his grapple gun from behind his back at Ethan, who caught it. Wolf mouthed to him "Hold on tight" Ethan nodded. Wolf pulled him into the pit, with Sly grabbing him.
Sly:Everyone run!
Everyone took off, with the snake following them.
Bentley:Everyone split up!
Most of the group broke off. They all managed to give the snake the slip, but they knew it'd only be a matter of time before it found any of them.
Wolf:Everyone, keep in radio contact. Sound the horn if you find that thing.
Sly:Or if it finds us.
The island was very foggy, so it'd be easier for the snake to sneak up them.
Julie:So now we're currently in an old monster movie? How did our lives get to this point?
Each group was standing back to back.
Dimitri was with Piranha and Julie.
Dimitri:If that monster...shows its ugly face, I'm seriously gonna-
He saw something in the fog
Dimitri:THERE!
The three threw rocks at the shadow. But it turned out to be Tarantula, Hyena, and Penelope.
Hyena:Hey! It's us, morons!
Piranha:Your butts are getting bigger, we thought you were the monster.
Piranha was knocked over by Hyena throwing a rock. However, something pulled him into the fog.
Penelope:Wait...what's that noise?
They heard Piranha screaming, then something swung from under their feet, knocking them all down!
Piranha came out, somewhat disoriented.
Piranha:Don't worry guys...I'm good.
Just then, the snake soon showed up and ate him! The others screamed. Julie growled, and began punch it in the gut.
Julie:Give back my friend, you freak!
Hyena grabbed her hand and all of them ran. Eventually they escaped and met up with the others.
Julie:Guys! Piranha got eaten!
Wolf:What?!
Hyena:And I get the feeling we're next on the menu.
The snake soon found them.
Snake:Come one. You don't wanna eat me. We snakes have to stick together.
The snake striked, but Bentley knocked him out of the way.
Bentley:I don't think he's in the mood to negotiate.
It managed to corner Julie and Hyena.
Wolf:Julie! Hyena!
It was just about to eat the two, when...
It suddenly stopped. It then appeared to be gagging.
Snake:What the...
Diane:What's happening?
Sly:I think your friend is giving that thing a serious stomach ache.
Within a few minutes the snake suddenly vomited in some nearby bushes.
Julie:Ew...
Almost instantly, Piranha popped out from the bushes.
Piranha:I LIVE!
Bentley:Your friend has quite the rebound.
Julie:You have no idea. You could probably shoot him point blank with the Death Star, and he'd still get back up like nothing happened.
The snake was beginning to regain consciousness.
Diane:How are we gonna get rid of that thing?
Sly was looking around, until he saw a cliff that goes off into the ocean.
Sly:I got a plan. Lead it this way!
He let Ethan go, who got out of the way. Sly stood by the cliff. The group began throwing rocks at the snake to gets attention. Sly then yelled at it.
Sly:Hey, freakshow! Over here!
The snake hissed at him and slithered over to him.
Sly:Almost...
He dove out of the way just as the snake went over the edge.
Snake:Can you swim, you sucker?! Can you SWIM?!
The snake shrieked as it plunged into the ocean.
Snake:How do you like them apples?!
Panda:You're quite sick. Are you aware of that?
Snake:That thing tried to eat us. I think I'm entitled to be a little smug in its death.
Julie:Man, I legit can't wait to see the villains' faces when they see us still breathing.
Sly:Time to make sure Clockwerk doesn't hurt anyone again.
Ethan:Nobody messes with family.
Ethan hopped on Murray's shoulders.
They all retreated into the woods for a final confrontation.
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