No one's Pov.
The scene takes place in the past, we see Tanjiro working out like crazy as his sweat drips down his chin and into the puddle he made. He can only hold his pose on his pull-up bar for a few minutes before feeling something crawling on his back. Now that I've met my end of the deal, I expect the same back. Tanjiro says as Akumu's smile peirced the night air. Alright kid, but you've gotta understand that what I'm giving you might change you. Akumu says as Tanjiro turns around.
Revealing his chiseled abs as he glares at Akumu. I don't care, all I care about is vengeance. Tanjiro says as Akumu sighs. Don't blame me for this. Akumu says as he takes out the secret to eternal blood lust. You see this ancient stone thingy? Akumu asked as Tanjiro nods and prepared for the worst. Not realizing the dick like shape to the stone. You are going to take it. Akumu paused for suspense as Tanjiro awaits the final result.
Akumu: and I need you to shove it waayyyyyy up your butthole Buddy.
Tanjiro:........what the fuck!!?
Akumu: yep, that's why I'm so ruthless. I've done it so many times I'm incapable to shove anything else.
Tanjiro: WHYYYYYYYY?!
Akumu: It can't be helped, anything else up there just falls out. It's like I'm a Kardashian.
Tanjiro: I'm not talking about your butt, I'm talking about why I need to do that for power.
Akumu: I don't know.
Tanjiro: You'd better be joking mother fucker.
Akumu: OH I am. BAHAHAHA
Akumu begins to die laughing. Be serious, I demand of you to act like an adult!! Tanjiro demanded as Akumu was now crying due to his constant laughter. Im-haha- I'm sorry. Your reaction is just PRICELESS. Akumu yells as he begins to laugh again. I will hit you with this. Tanjiro stated as Akumu takes the situation seriously. Ok boy, here is what you've asked for. Akumu says as he takes out an ancient stone knife. What am I suppose to do with this? Tanjiro asked as Akumu was about to say something. And don't say to stick it up my ass. Tanjiro says as Akumu pauses with a frowns. Man, I hope the next guy I train can take jokes. Akumu says as hellfire consumes the stone.
Tanjiro then proceeds to hold his hand out impatiently. Oh no, you don't do anything. Akumu says as Tanjiro was confused. You see I actually have to do it. Akumu says as Tanjiro just drops his hands. So what are you going to do? He asks as Akumu grew little fox ears while smiling.
Akumu: Ima stab you.
Tanjiro: EH?
Akumu: Pacifically in the chest.
Tanjiro: Wait why-
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Tanjiro with a high pitched voice: AH!?
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No way Tanjiro!
Zenitsu stated as we see Tanjiro gearing up for tonight. I agreed to be the "man in the chair" so we can defend people from demons. Not for your big forehead ass to be a vigilante. Zenitsu stated as Tanjiro shrugs. Listen Zen, lately demons aren't showing up and those Illegal demon slayers are terrorizing people for cash. And it seems like the cops aren't doing anything about it. Tanjiro points out as he tightens his belt. So that's why, I'm just going to take a few of them to the police. Tanjiro says as Zenitsu remains skeptical.
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FanfictionDuring the day: Tanjiro Kamado: A kind hearted boy and high schooler that lives with his sister Nezuko after a there family's demise. His dream is to run a bakery with his sister while also being successful. Kanao Tsuyuri: A quiet and social akward...
