Obsession Aizen x Reader

Mayuri's Lab

A/N: Dont ask how I came up with this oneshot 💀😂 However please Enjoy ✨

Hisagi's quarters

"I heard Mayuri started making upgrades to the Gigai" Renji folded his arms "I overheard Matsumoto talking about it apparently he takes a mould of your full body" Hisagi's face went beat red.
"You mean-" Renji's cheeks matched his hair
"So Captain Mayuri has-" he cupped his hands in the air

"Lucky Bastard!" Hisagi pours more Sake "Everyone has to get this upgrade so prepare for him to handle your dick- but you know what ?" He sipped more sake

"What?" Renji drank straight from the bottle
"If for a moment I could swap places with Mayuri it would be then when Matsumoto walks in" his nose begins to bleed.

"Hisagi, you're missing the bigger picture here- knowing Captain Kurotsuchi he probably has something more"

"What do you mean?"
"Well it may not be your thing but- he has a sex department too so.."
"So?" Hisagi completely lost
"Toys"

"Okay?"
"Sex toys Hisagi" Renji's sweat dropped
"Oh- oh you don't think he would-"
"If Matsumoto gives him permission" Renji watched Hisagi's mind put the pieces together.

"Even if he did I don't think I could purchase one- it wouldn't be right out of respect for her"

"Really?"

"Yes! So if Rukia agreed...you would purchase one?"

"R-Rukia? Umm-" Renji turned to jelly "I couldn't!" The redhead slammed the bottle down "plus I would never allow it! You know how many guys would want one!"

"Think about this- what if after we get our Gigai upgraded and he asks your permission for a limited edition dildo for the women? I know you have many fan girls begging to get one night with you" Hisagi's eyebrows raise as he nudged Renji's shoulder.

"I d-dunno" Renji blushed "and you?"
"Hmm I don't think I have many Fan girls so he probably won't ask" he twirled the Sake cup

"Huh?! Of course, you do! Your muscular, tatts, Cool Zanpakto plus the lady's love a shy yet caring guy" Renji nudged him back

"I guess" Hisagi smiled

"What are you boys chatting about?!" You threw the door open.

They jumped up
"Your nose is bleeding!"
"You obviously know already!"
They shouted in unison.

"It's allergies" you sat with them taking the bottle from Renji

"So why are you Blushing?!" Renji snatched the bottle back before you finished it.

"Since when did Mayuri have a sex shop?" You asked, alcohol spreading through your body.

"So you were listening?!" Hisagi grabs another bottle

"You guys have nothing to fear I can assure you plenty of fan girls would love a night with you both-" you sipped more Sake "maybe even both of you at the same time.." your finger running over the groves in the table. The tip of your tongue licking off the droplet of precious sake on your lip.

Both of them became wide-eyed.
"And what about you?" Renji's tone much softer

"Me?" You looked down for a second " I wouldn't mind testing train" looking back up they both stood hovering over you.
"Really?" Hisagi's hand on the white sash holding the bottom half is his Shihakushō

"Oh?" You felt the air change in the room.
"Tempting but there's someone else I want to ride"

"Who?" they asked
"Don't worry about it but I think it's time to visit Mayuri's Lab, thanks for the drink!" you beamed.