You were the girlfriend of Thaddeus Bile. He is a very nice monster, but he was accident prone and timid. You are at work in Monsters Inc., when you hear some news that Thaddeus was going to be fired because his phlegm is highly corrosive when he sneezes. So then you went over to talk with him about it.
"Thad," you said as you hugged him from behind. "I heard you're going to get fired."
"Yeah," Thaddeus replied sadly. "But I'm glad you're here."
He turned around and kissed you on the lips. Then he whispered in your ear. "Do you want to have a baby?"
"Yes!" you answered excitedly.
So then you both went home together and had sex for hours. A few months later, you were pregnant with his child. It was a girl. She has her father's blue skin, spindly arms, and sharp spikes on her head. But she has your eyes, mouth, nose, eyebrows, feet, and tail. Her name is Mina Bile. After you gave birth to her, you asked Mike Wazowski to babysit her while you and Thaddeus go out to dinner. So then you and Thaddeus left the house and drove off to Pizza Planet. While you two were gone, Randall Boggs came to your house and kidnapped Mina. When you got back home, you saw the note that Randall left saying that if you want to see your daughter again, come to Scare Floor F. You told Thaddeus what happened and he called the CDA to help rescue Mina. The CDA caught Randall and arrested him. They also took care of Mina until you and Thaddeus could take care of her again.
The End
