Thaddeus Bile (Phlegm) is sneezing on you. You get the phlegm all over your face, body and clothes. Phlegm's phlegm is highly corrosive when he sneezes. The phlegm burns holes in your skin and flesh. Your skin and flesh turns red and blisters start to form. The phlegm also causes your eyes to turn bloodshot and become watery. The phlegm also makes your nose runny and stuffy. It even makes your mouth salivate. The phlegm makes you feel sick. You vomit up phlegm that looks like green slime. You can't stop sneezing out of your nose and coughing out of your mouth. The phlegm also goes into your lungs and stomach. When you go to sleep, you have nightmares about Phlegm. In your nightmare, Phlegm keeps sneezing at you. The next day, you tell everyone about your nightmare. But nobody believes you. So you decide to kill yourself by jumping off a cliff. But before you do it, Phlegm shows up and starts sneezing at you again. He does not want you to die. Then Phlegm takes you home and puts you in bed. He then calls for help. A doctor comes to your house and cures you with medicine. You are now cured from Phlegm's phlegm.
