A new family

Tanjiro and his Crazy family

A(VERY VERY VERY LATE CHRISTMAS) present for 

Tanjiro POV:

Me: FU- Fudgeee! Sweet like chocolate!

I can't believe I fucking injured myself this quick...It was only a 1000 pound weight! I mean...Damn...Wait. This was a dumbass Idea now that I think about it. I mean...Shit.

Nezuko: Mh...Brotherrrr are you okay?

Ah...Yeah...My sister. I was the only one hearing normal words and everyone else heard "mh MHMH" like normal. Weird but cool. I mean a secret communication technique. Pretty cool. Ah damn. I forgo-

Nezuko: BROTHERRRR! ARE YOU OKAY OR NOT?

Me: Ah...I'm sorry...I'm fine! Its just this weight is so heavy you know...

Nezuko: Check the weight dummy! Its a freaking 1000 pounds!

Me: Uhm...Extra training?

Nezuko: The most you can lift is like 400 Tanji! Don't get yourself hurt, idiot!

Nezuko was always the one that was caring like that...She's so nice it's almost heartbreaking. I mean every time I see her do literally anything it feels like I got stabbed.

And it didn't help that when I screamed she literally bulleted out of the box and grabbed me. And since box...she was the child version. Instant +100 cuteness.

Ever since we were in Shinobu-san's mansion its just been me training my skin off and healing up. I've been going on missions to get combat experience as well. Its really tough but I feel myself getting stronger daily.

Me: I'm sorry Sis...But I wanted to try it you know?

Nezuko: Mh mh! Nope! Nada! Don't you dare!

Me: I...But...

Nezuko: Hmph- Nu!

Me: I...Fine...I guess...

Nezuko: Yay! Still you need to go to the butterfly mother!

Me: I... You mean Shinobu-San?

Nezuko: Yeah! Butterfly mom!

Me: ...I guess?

I smelt a feeling of confusion and wonder from above me. From the scent I could tell it was Shinobu. Wonder why no one else can do this...They all say i'm half bloodhound. I don't really get it though...

Can no one else really smell this like this?

I mean...

Its isnt that hard to do

Just sniff and sniff and sense!

Easy...Right?

Shinobu: Ara ara~ Tanjiro...How nice to see you~

Nezuko: MH MH! Butterfly mom!

Shinobu: Ah? What?

Me: Uh...She's just saying hi!

Shinobu: Oh? Hello there...I could've sworn heard my name a few moments ago though...

Nezuko: MH MH MHMHHM!

Nezuko started furiously pointing at my arms and the 1k LB weight there...From the look on Shinobu's face I think she got the point just great. Oh yeah that look was murder might I say. Litteral bloody murder.

Shinobu: I see...And where did you get that Kamado?

Me: I uhh....You see...

Shinobu: I've seen all I need to. You were trying to overwork yourself again!

She pointed her finger at me with every word for intensity. I can see why Nezuko calls her butteryfly mother now...Its terrifyinggg...HelP. I'm gonna fucking die...She started walking towards me slowly, speeding up after getting closer and going for a full on sprint.

Me: Wait wait I can explain...

Nezuko: Hihi...Run brother run!

Me: AHHHHHH-

I dipped out of there ASAP. As fast as possible. Shinobu was still on my ass for the first 15 minutes though...She is fast as heck! Damn. I almost died...And I left Nezuko there. Or did I? I grabbed the box but not Nez-

Nezuko: HAhahahhaha!

Me: IT'S NOT FUNNY I ALMOST DIED!

Nezuko: Worth it! You learned your lesson brotherrrr...

Me: ...You really are a handful...

Nezuko: Haha!

Me: How are you here anyway?!?

Nezuko: I hopped in as you were dipping!

Me: I...Rea-

Zenitsu: Tanjiroooo~ Nezuko-Channn~

Nezuko: I uh...AH!

HAhahaha...I swear this is the cutest thing of my day. Besides...Its only Zenitsu. He's basically harmless. Except...Ah shit. He's followed by inosuke.

Zenitsu: TANJIROOO! MISSION!

Inosuke: Tamatoko! We got a fu...FREAKING JOB!

Me: Oh? Dang...Nezuko you coming or you wanna stay with Shinobu-san?

Nezuko: I'm cominggggg...Let goo!

Me: Ha...Alright I guess.

Inosuke: *pig squeal* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Zenitsu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: You two calm down!

We finally left for the road. Not knowing where we were going or what kind of demons we'd face. It was kind of serene...Know that we had eachothers backs. 

In a way.

It kind of reminded me of...

Family.

~~The end~~