Original Release Date: November 29th, 2022
Wander and Sketchbook were freaking out as they were avoiding getting shot at by the Beekes. Lasers were flying everywhere, Wander and Sketchbook just wanted to have a peaceful fishing session.
Sketchbook: Hey what gives!? We ate pizza with you guys!
Wander: *Smiles nervously* Maybe they didn't like the anchovies too well...?
Sketchbook: How the grop was I supposed to know that!?
Beeke Soliders: CHEESE'S GREAT, BEST PIZZA!!! CHEESE'S GREAT, BEST PIZZA!!! CHEESE'S GREAT, BEST PIZZA!!!
Sylvia and Lord Dominator meanwhile were beating that stuffing out of these soliders. It was just as easy as taking down Watchdogs oddly enough.
Lord Dominator: These guys are ALWAYS choosing violence when they don't get everything they want! *Groans in annoyance* It's so annoying!
Sylvia: ... *Smirks* Remind you of someone, D?
Soon all of the soliders were taken down and Lady Phobia screams in frustration hoping that they would AT LEAST take Wander to her instead of getting all fussy about their pizza. Lady Phobia takes her soliders via teleportation before leaving while berating them for not getting good.
Meanwhile with Wander and Sketchbook, Wander trips over something metallic and falls into the sand. Sketchbook screeches to a halt when he notices this and rushes back to Wander and help him up.
Sketchbook: You okay, dude?
Wander: *Lift his head* I'm okay, just tripped on something.
Sketchbook: *Picks up what Wander tripped over* What's this?
Wander: *Gets up and sees it* Whoa! It looks like some kind of lamp!
Sketchbook: More like a fancy golden tea kettle to me.
Wander: Gee, it looks all dusty and worn out... *Grabs the lamp from Sketchbook and rubs the dust off*
Sylvia: *Walks over to Wander with Lord Dominator* Hey whatcha got there, buddy?
Suddenly words shows up on the lamp revealing itself to be none other than the one and only Genie Lamp. The words tell Wander that he needs to rub the lamp not too hard or not too soft in order to summon the Genie that inhabits this lamp.
Wander: Oh-
Suddenly, the lamp starts to shake and a puff of smoke rises from within the lamp and out came a genie!
???: WHOO!!! Good to be out here! Hi, hello, nice to meet you fellow Nomads Of The Stars! I am your Genie Of The Lamp today, but you can call me... Jeanie!
The Lamp
Sketchbook: Whoa! How were you able to fit inside of this tea kettle, Jeanie???
Jeanie: *Smiles* Don't be silly, my furry friend! This is no ordinary tea kettle, it's a magic lamp! I've been in this lamp for who knows how long?
Sketchbook: Cool! So wait, do I get three wishes?
Jeanie: Actually... The one who has rubbed the lamp shall be granted three wishes! And nothing more to it!
Wander: Gasp! You mean I can wish whatever I want!?
Jeanie: Anything! As long as it doesn't involve killing people, forcing someone to love you, or bringing back someone from the dead.
Sketchbook: *Gets ticked off* Hey no fair! I was the one that found this lamp first and Wander took it from me!
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Wander Over Yonder: Season Three
FanfictionWander and Sylvia are back in an all new fun filled adventure! With characters new and old now traveling in and inhabiting on a ship of their own, "It never hurts to help!" Wander says as he and Sylvia starts moving on to a brand new galaxy with hil...
