Original Release Date: December 3rd, 2022
It was a peaceful morning when suddenly Lord Hater and his Hater Empire had just arrived to a planet that was populated by fish-like creatures. These poor unfortunate innocent fish-like creatures were cowering in fear as Lord Hater's Skullship lands before Watchdogs start marching out of it.
Commander Peepers: This planet is hereby in the ownership of Lord Hater and soon to be lover Lady Phobia!
Lord Hater: Bow down and deal with it!
Fish-like creatures: Eep! *Bows down to Lord Hater as quickly as possible*
Commander Peepers: That's it you filthy fish cretins! He is going to take all of these planets and he will be number one!
Suddenly, a gunshot was heard from nearby causing the fish-like creatures to jump in fear. They quickly part a path for a tall figure that looks like to have a head of a snake, with saturated green scales, yellow eyes, two exposed fangs, and seems to be wearing what a cowboy would wear in the old days. He smirked before walking towards the two as his tail rattles like a rattlesnake.
???: Well now, I'd assume no one would be around! You must be pretty tough with what I heard.
Lord Hater: Who are you!?
???: The name's Rattling Ralph. I'm a wanted man with a desire to cause chaos where these stars take me. And you must be the one and only Lord Hater. I've heard much from a friend to another. *Cracks his knuckles*
The Eye Of A Snake
Lord Hater: Oh grop...
Commander Peepers: You gotta be kidding me...
Rattling Ralph: As you two can see, this is MY territory. And if you want it, then you're gonna have to earn it. By settling in a stand off... You and me. At high noon...
Lord Hater: *Smirks* Challenge accepted! *Realizes something* Uh Peepers, what's high noon???
Commander Peepers: ... You haven't watched any Cowboy Movies, have you?
Lord Hater: Does the Toy Story franchise count?
Commander Peepers: *Facepalms* Oh boy...
Rattling Ralph: *Laughs upon hearing this* Can't wait to see you then, Monkey Man!
Rattling Ralph walks off as the fish-like creatures stayed away, but unfortunately for one of them, they get whipped from Rattling Ralph's tail on his way out of the area.
Lord Hater: ... Soooooo... 12:15pm???
Commander Peepers: ... *Sighs* Okay, we only have until 12:00pm to be prepared for the showdown. I'm sure you can handle it with ease! Right sir?
Lord Hater: *Smirks* Pfft! C'mon C.Peeps, what am I? Chopped liver? I'm Lord Hater; number one superstar and the greatest in the galaxy!
Commander Peepers: Yeah! Besides, what does he have and you don't?
Lord Hater: *Smirks* We have most of the Omni-Galaxy AND we have a loyal empire! This guy only has one planet full of "goldfish" that will easily drop him once they see how powerful I am!
??? (Fish-like Creature): A-actually... Uh, he ha-has conquered 100 billion planets in the Milky Way Galaxy a-and has his way of striking fear w-with his eyes and f-fangs...
Commander Peepers: Nobody asked you, fish boy!
??? (Fish-like Creature): I-it's Wayne actually...
Commander Peepers gets annoyed and just straight up shoots Wayne with his ray gun causing him to yelp and flop away like a fish.
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