JJBA Oneshots (pls read a/n)

𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵✨

UwU Christmas special

Emporio stretched up, yawning. What day is today? thought Emporio to himself as he untucked his shirt to retrieve a ghost calendar. December 25. Wait, December 25?

Emporio jumped from his bed, grabbing his cap and throwing it on before rushing over to where Anasui slept. "Anasui! Anasui, wake up! Santa's been here!"
"Ugh... Is Jolyne up?"
Emporio shook his head. "No, but I'm working on it."
"...I'll go wake her up then. You get Weather."

Emporio smiled sheepishly at the pink-haired man before scampering over to the bathroom. He knocked thrice, just in case, before entering.

F.F. was completely asleep in the bathtub, their body half submerged in the water. Emporio walked over to where they slept, and gently shook them. "F.F? Are you awake?"
Foo Fighters groaned before jumping out of the tub. "Hey, Emporio! Ya think Santa brought me that water bottle I asked for?"
Emporio nodded excitedly. "I think! According to a book I read, he brings whatever you ask for."
Foo Fighters bounced slightly before rushing out of the bathroom; Emporio followed shortly behind.

Weather Report was already up, making them some sort of breakfest. Anasui stood leaning against the wall under the mistletoe, and Jolyne and Ermes were sat comfortably on the couch, chatting nonchalantly. Foo Fighters immediately flopped next to them.

Six presents all laid infront of the tv, one presumably for each of them. Emporio walked over to them, inspecting each of the gifts until he reached the last one, which was adorned with a little tag that read Emporio.

He turned around to look at Jolyne. She nodded, insinuating that he could open the present, which he gladly did.

Inside was a computer and a monitor. He turned around, cradling the monitor. "H-He actually got it!"
Jolyne smiled. "Do you like it, Emporio?"
Emporio nodded as he started to undo the packaging around the monitor.

F.F. jumped off the couch and walked over to get their gift. They held it to their ear and shook it before tearing it open. They pulled out a large Spongebob cup, which was about half the size of Emporio. Clutching it in their arms like their life depended on it, they ran over to the sink and filled it up. "Haha! I'm so happy! Imagine how much water I'll be able to drink!"
Ermes chuckled. "It's looks like a yassified barrel."
Jolyne laughed. "That's what it is."
"Uh huh." chimed F.F. as they walked back over to where Jolyne and Ermes laid, laying down to take up the rest of the couch and resting their head on Ermes hip.

"Hey Emporio, can you get us our gifts?" asked Jolyne, laying her head on Ermes head.
"Sure."

Emporio got their gifts and sat them on the remaining parts of the couch in front of them. He also got Weather's gift and set it on the counter where he was making cinnamon rolls.

(He was also going to get Anasui's, but he wouldn't allow him to get it for him.)

Jolyne, Ermes, and Weather Report all got their respective gifts—butterfly earrings and a necklace for Jolyne, some Air Jordans for Ermes, a brand new mixer for Weather, and designer bag for Anasui.

While everyone was ogling over their gifts, Emporio went into his (and Anasui's) room and got the gifts he had bought for them.

They weren't the best or most expensive gifts, but Jolyne had specifically told him that the gifts didn't have to be too expensive.

Hiding them behind his back, one by one he handed each their presents. Foo Fighters immeadiately tore it open and happily drank one of the full-sugar sprites that was in the package of fountain sodas that they got. Jolyne also immeadiately started to paint her nails the green color that Emporio had got her; Ermes had already put on the new phone case he had gotten her; Anasui had gone over to check and see if Jolyne liked the new hair dye Emporio had gotten him; and Weather had smiled over the hair gel he got, which was a rair sight.

After everyone had seen Emporio's presents, Jolyne got up carefully, careful not to move F.F. who was sleeping. "Did you have a good first Christmas, Emporio?" asked the Joestar as she patted Emporio's head.
Little tears welled up in Emporio's eyes. "Y-Yeah."
"Good- Hey, what's wrong?"

Jolyne dropped to a crouch equal to Emporio's height and brushed her thumb across his cheek before finally just cupping his face. Emporio hiccuped. "I-It's just...Sometimes I miss my mom. But..."
Emporio smiled softly. "...I'm also just really happy."

Jolyne nodded and stood back up. "Breakfast's ready." called Weather Report from the kitchen. Jolyne grinned. "Finally. I'm starving. C'mon Emporio."

The group all gathered in the kitchen to eat—all except Emporio. Getting out a ghost camera, he took a quick photo of all the group together. Now he just needed a frame.

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Fin. Dec 25, 2022
840 words