JJBA Oneshots (pls read a/n)

『🍓𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐛𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 𝐱 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐨 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢🍓』

Abbacchio swayed lightly, stumbling up the steps and fumbling with his keys just to find the door was unlocked. He was definitely drunk, and he knew Bucciarati would get mad at him for it, but he was too drunk anyways to care. Unfortunately, Abbacchio was also a talkative drunk, and would probably start to say stuff he would regret, which Bucciarati would scold him for as well.

So, his drunk ass attempted to play it safe, by just plopping down on the couch to watch TV. Fugo was sat next to him, reading a book. "Hey, Abbacchio."
The goth just groaned in response.
Fugo continued. "Did you know that worms are distant relatives of humans? They were the backbone of the tree that contained all animals with backbones."
"...Fugo, would you still love me if I was a worm."
"..? No, I would not. I've never really found myself able to bond with things that aren't human, or at least humanoid like my stand."

Abbacchio felt tears well up in his eyes. "Y-You wouldn't love me?"
Fugo's violet eyes lit up in suprise. "Wait, Dad, I didn't mean to-"
Abbacchio was already full on sobbing, and ran upstairs to find comfort in his husband. "...Sorry. I think I think I'd still love you." whispered Fugo before going back to reading his book.

Abbacchio slammed open the door to Bucciarati's bedroom and latched on to Bucciarati, whom had immediately came over to see who was at his door.
"Leone? What's wrong?"
Abbacchio sank lower to the ground, burying his face into Bucciarati's stomach. "F-Fugo said *hic* that h-he wouldn't love me i-if I was worm!"
Bucciarati smiled softly. "Well, I'd still love you if you were a worm. And I'm sure that Mista and Narancia would feel the same. Even Giorno. We all love you no matter what. I'm sure Fugo didn't mean that."
Abbacchio sniffled. "Can we...snuggle?"
"Of course, mi tesoro."

Bucciarati carefully picked up Abbacchio as if he could just snap him in half before gently setting him on the bed. The capo then crawled into bed next to him, nuzzling his head into the crook of his husband's neck. He smelled strongly of red wine.

Bucciarati wrapped his arms around Abbacchio's waist, and gave him multiple kisses along his jawline before resting his head on the others chest. They both fell asleep quickly, lulled in by each other's warmth.

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Abbacchio woke up being swaddled by husband, who was already awake. "Mmm...Buongiorno, Leone."
Abbacchio lifted his head up to see better, and was met with a horrible pain in his head. "Ugh... Buongiorno. Did I do anything stupid last night?"
Bucciarati smiled. "No, nothing too bad." he pressed a quick kiss to the tip of Abbacchio's nose before adding "...I'm just glad you didn't turn into a worm while I was asleep."
"A worm?"

Bucciarati smirked as he got up and went downstairs. "Wait, Bruno, what did I do?"
Bucciarati laughed and ran downstairs, leaving Abbacchio by himself. "Bruno! What did I do!?"

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Clearibg out dratge rn