Sophie: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Keefe: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

Sophie: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Tam: Actually I did the math, Keefe would have $225, not $0.15.

Keefe: Fam I'm right here....

Fitz: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Sophie: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Fitz: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Sophie: :(

Tam: Hey I just realized Linh is right, Keefe would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Fitz: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Tam: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Biana: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

Tam: Apply juice to what?

Dex: Directly to the forehead.

Keefe: Great chat everyone.

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