Sophie: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Keefe: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Sophie: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Tam: Actually I did the math, Keefe would have $225, not $0.15.
Keefe: Fam I'm right here....
Fitz: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Sophie: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Fitz: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Sophie: :(
Tam: Hey I just realized Linh is right, Keefe would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Fitz: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Tam: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Biana: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.
Tam: Apply juice to what?
Dex: Directly to the forehead.
Keefe: Great chat everyone.
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FanfictionYeah I made stuff, here you go! For anyone who hasn't read the Keeper of the Lost Cities books, sorry you won't understand who the characters are. Enjoy!
