chapter dedicated to @FluffySunset337 aka Lex
[i helped -Lex]
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istg if y'all don't remember the names ... just check gc #1 <3
johnny killed a man
8:11 pm
pepsi-cola: i swear to mf god... who drank all the damn pepsi
two-butt: but sodapop... that's cannabalism..........
pepsi-cola: stfu
pepsi-cola: i angry. this is not okie dokie.
Dad: Sodapop, I'll pick up some more Pepsi on the way home from work tomorrow. Smiley-Face.
Dad: How to emoji?
houston: "smiley-face" 💀
horseman: darry this aint google
Dad: How to emoticon
houston: darryl shaynne this AINT GOOGLE
two-butt: yeah dArRyL sHaYnNe
Dad: Emoji how-to
toothpaste: What in gods name bruh darry
johnnycakes: helol is threre ckea?
horseman: yeah johnny wanna come over
johnnycakes: yhea
Dad: Johnathan Andrew Cade and Ponyboy Michael Curtis it is 8 pm. Johnny, you may come over just please let Ponyboy go to bed at a reasonable time. Like 9.
toothpaste: What are yall doing that leads you to be up so late ;)
Dad: Ponyboy is 14. Suggestive language is not allowed in my Christian Group-Chat. [tehe]
toothpaste: Darry none of us are christian in "your" "gRoUp - cHaT"
Dad: I WILL CONVERT YOU
pepsi-cola: we're all homos. time to exit the household. goodbye darry, the gray skittle they sell during pride month <3
pepsi-cola: time for me to turn into bonerkid
horseman: HEY
houston has changed horseman's name to bonerkid
bonerkid: DALLY
houston: what i didnt do anything im an innocent man i swear :(
two-butt: don't hurt my dear snuggle pookie bonerkid
pepsi-cola: wtf keith
houston: snuggle pookie ????? i didn't agree to this im a tuff boi
two-butt: tell me that again when im topping
Dad: Flirt in PMs. Suggestive language is NOT allowed. Although, that was rather funny, Keith.
houston: shook to the core
pepsi-cola: he is shooketh
two-butt: shaken more than a coca-cola bottle
johnnycakes: he is shkok
two-butt: sh what now
johnnycakes: i sed shkok
houston: for gods sake johnny it's SHOOK. never say that again.
johnnycakes: oh. thakns daly
houston *dally
houston *thanks
two-butt: come on dally nobody likes a grammar police
houston: Writing's...not that easy. But Grammarly can help! This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to read. It undermines the reader's message, and the word choice is bland. Grammarly's cutting edge technology helps you craft compelling, understandable sentences. Much better.
Dad has kicked houston from "johnny killed a man"
two-butt: well that happened
johnnycakes: mabe i shud get gramarli
bonerkid: please do
two-butt: please do
pepsi-cola: please do
toothpaste: please do
Dad: Please do.
houston #2: please do <3
two-butt: dally what the fRICK
two butt: frick
two-butt: crap. frick.
two-butt: darry what the heck did you do. im gonna go pee up a rope
two-butt: PEE
two-butt: gosh darn-it
two-butt: NOT THE HYPHEN DARRY YOU MOTHER HUGGER
two-butt: imma kms
Dad: Please do.
houston #2: crying what the heck
houston #2: IT MEANS KILL YOURSELF
Dad: I know.
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alrighty my lovelies, i hope you enjoyed <33
- alix
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