Nincompoop

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"Oh shit is she dead?" Velvet pointed at you "Oh shit." Vox said.

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~A Half Hour Later~

"Is she awake yet?" Velvet asked "No.." Vox muttered

"Dramatic bitches." Valentino said poking your sholder with his sharp finger.

"Ow?" You sat up, extremely nauseous, you still sat in the limo only now you where proped up agenst the door.

"What the fuck happend to you?" You asked Vox who looked like a disheveled disaster.

"You happend" Velvet said pointing out your now silver-glittery attire.

"Goddammit" you groaned.

"I'm gonna vomit" You said, Valentino, not wanting Blood and Vomit on the seats, rolled down the window letting you throw-up.

When you where done you looked around for a water bottle, only to find either empty ones or Champagne and liquor.

Vox must've noticed you tossing around empty water-bottles because he handed you one he'd found un-opened under his seat.

"This car fuckin' sucks" You chugged the water

"it smells like Sex and Drugs" you finished the water bottle and sat it on the floor

"That's why there are so many empty water-bottles on the floor" Velvet muttered to Vox

"That's the point" Valentino replied

You rolled your eyes "Assho-"

Your phone broke the insult by making an ear piercing noise, you pressed answer without looking at the caller ID.

"Oh splendid, you're not dead." Lucifor said "mhm" you hummed watching out the window "So! Are we still doing your little suggestion?"

"Shit" you'd forgotten about that "Lucifor, I'm going to bail on you here." You said

"It's alright, I'm surprised you're not dead after getting shot in the head." Lucifor said.

"I GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD?" You yelled.
"Ohhh, well I'll let your friends explain that, Goodbyeee~" Luci sang out, you hung up on him.

Everyone stayed silent "Really" you said annoyed.

"Shot in the head and nobody told me. Man I need better friends."

"This is the best you're gonna get, bitch, it's Hell." Valentino said

"Fuck off" you flipped off Valentino who glared "Seriously, leave her alone" Vox put a hand on your sholder "Simp" Valentino said.

"I am not a sim-"

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~A week later~

You sat on the couch eating ice cream as Velvet ranted about her birthday.
Not paying attention you just nodded saying "that's awesome"

"I thing I'm gonna have it at Val's club" She said "That's awesome" you took another bite

"and I think I'll invite the Radio Demon" Velvet said, fed up with you.

"That's- what." You dropped the remote and looked at her.

"Yeah and I want poison in my cake too" Velvet said jokingly. You nudged her with your elbow and shoved ice cream into your mouth.

"I feel like shit" Vox complained sitting on the couch "Wonder why" You asked sarcastically with a mouth full of ice cream.

"Oh yeah and why is that Miss 'I know everything that goes on'?" Vox said

"considering you drank three entire bottles Val's drugged Champagne, I'd say you're suffering a severe hangover." You laughed

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~FLASHBACK~
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"Vox, that shit is probably drugged as Hell," you rolled your eyes "Isn't that your third?" Velvet asked.

"...yes..."

"Of course, VAL, VOX DRANK YOUR DAMN CHAMPAGNE, IS HE GONNA DIE?" You shouted.

"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW?"

"He'll probably be fine." Velvet said. "Well I don't think I'll be fine, I'd he's not here tomorrow he's probably in a body bag." You said, Vox now stood in front of you and held your face in both hands

"Wow," He muttered

"What is happening right now" You said
"You fucking gorgeous" Vox said.

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~FLASHBACK ENDED~
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"Yeah I'm not gonna talk about what happened last night" you felt a warmth rush to your face.

Vevet however wanted to talk about what happened last night.

"Well I got all of it on video" Velvet flipped her phone around and hit play.

From Velvet's Angle Vox held your face "Wow," He said quietly
"What the fuck is happening right now"
You said pretty obvious flustered.

"You're fucking gorgeous" Vox said

There was loud laughter from Velvet that only amplified through the phone.

There where footsteps in the backround, Velvet turned her camera towards Valentino who looked just as confused as you had been.

"Valentino" Vox said still holding your face.
"The hell is happening?" He replied

"She is so damn pretty."

Velvet put her phone down grinning like and idiot. However you and Vox where not too happy about the situation.

That left an awkward silence throughout the room, until you spoke;

"Velvet, you fucking nincompoop"

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