Where Harry Potter can't control himself over social media, and history repeats itself.
"You look so familiar. Did we have a class together? I could have sworn we had Chemistry!"
Harry Potter (x) Female oc! (Daughter of Sirius Black)
Mainly actual w...
The new, better Marauders Hermione - Hermy Ginny - Ginerva Aveline - Avenue? Star - You
Hermy: Ave and I are hanging out, what happened Star?!?
You: No idea what you're talking about, Herm.
Avenue?: Does "Fuck you, Harry Potter." Ring a bell? That tweet doesn't make alarm bells go off in your pretty head?
Ginerva: WHATTTTT??
You: Those were dark, scary times. I don't want to talk.
Hermy: I love you girl, but don't do that to him!
You: He wouldn't work for a hour, and when I told him to work he said I was a nerd, to live a little, and, I quote, "God, you Slytherins really do suck" so.
Hermy: Oh.
Avenue!: Fuuuuckkk
Ginerva: Skinny boy is dead meat
You: I think my cousin is already on that
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@AvelineWhittsent a tweet.
AvelineWhitt: Does someone want to tell me why I just saw a boat come out of the Great Lake with the finest men I have ever seen aboard it?
➟ Ginny.W: YOU'RE SO RIGHT!! ➟ starblack: One of the guys looked me in the eyes and istg I went weak in the knees. ➟ Hermione.G: They were so beautiful I could've cried tears of joy ➟ Norenn.Fletcherr: I'm not gay but they made me rethink that decision. ➟ George.Weasley: VIKTOOOORRRR ➟ Fred.Weasley: KRUUUUUMMMM ➟ George.Weasley: GOOOOO ➟ Fred.Weasley: KRUUUUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The new, better Marauders Hermione - Hermy Ginny - Ginerva Aveline - Avenue? Star - You
You: GUYSSSSSS
Hermy: WHATTTTT
You: FINEST MAN EVER FROM STRANG JUST WINKED. AT. LIL. OL. ME.
Hermy: AHHHHH
Avenue?: AHHHHHH
Ginerva: IM GOING TO KILL YOU I'M SO JEALOUS
You: My knees went weak, I felt hot, GUYS, I need a shot. Not like liquor but like a horse tranquilizer shot I'm on my hands and knees for this man and idek his name
Ginerva: I fear she's gone feral. There's no going back we need to put her down. 🥲
You: You really do or I'm about to run out of this crowd and jump into his arms
Avenue?: I found her in the crowd and she's foaming at the mouth
Ginerva: FOAMING??
Hermy: LIKE RABIES?? 😭
You: Aveline if yelling at you right now wouldn't embarrass me in front of this man I so would so I'm going to silently judge you as you stand 1 foot away from me.
Avenue?: Guys she's giving me THE look. Moms pick me up I'm scared Ginerva and Hermy liked "Avenue?'s" message.
You: DONT BACK HER UP You: If you could see the fine specimen in front of me you guys would agree
Avenue?: I will admit now seeing him he is one fine-looking man. Avenue?: NEVERMIND one VERYYY fine man. Dayum.
Ginerva: He's that fine?? 😏
Avenue?: YES. I already told Star this since she's literally staring at me STILL but they would have the most gorgeous children
You: Our babies would be so cute You: I want to find him on Insta but I don't know his name 🙁
Ginerva: Give me his name or a photo and I'll find this son of a bïtch.
You: Sent a photo.
Ginerva: Blurry but I can work with it. Ginerva: ALSO GAH DAYUM You liked this message.
Hermy: Good lord he could punch me into the concrete and I'd say thanks
Avenue?: OMG??? 😭
You: The hot thing is that he COULD with those arms
