Star and comment!
Pothead texted you!
Pothead: Eensy weensy question
Pothead: Two, actually
You: Huh
You: Ask me on a date and you
die. No one will ever be able to
find the body, either.
Pothead: Change of plans, I only
have one question
You: Sure...
Pothead: For the project, when
are we meeting again
You: Well, the last time we met
up you insulted me and a large
group of people so... I don't know
Pothead: I knew this was going to
come up. Can I give you a present
to make up for it?
You: A present?
Pothead: Yes, a present
I've had it for a while now
You: I'm going to
bypass that you've
had it for a while...
You: What is it?
Pothead: Legit defeats the
purpose of a gift
You: 😐
You: Fine, meet me at the
top of the stairs that leads to
the dungeons
Pothead: See you in five 😏
~~~
Pothead: You really just
wordlessly took the
present from me?
You: Yes.
Pothead: Did you like it?
You: I haven't opened it.
I'm scared it's going to
contain something that
I don't like
Pothead: Yes, cause it
"contains something"
You: I don't know
you're weird, your
best friend literally
slept with a rat
for like four years
Pothead: HE DIDN'T
KNOW IT WAS A
HUMAN OK???
You: Are you sure he
wasn't living out his
gay fantasies with his
pet "rat?"
Pothead: 100% sure
Read at 21:37.
You: YOU GOT ME A
SIGNED FIONA APPLE
CD???????
Pothead read your message at 21:42.
You: Only I'm allowed to
leave people on read.
Pothead: Fine 😐
Pothead: Also, yes, during
Christmas last year
I saw you yell when
you got a CD from her.
I kind of put two and
two together
You: That is actually
very
You: Um
You: Kind of you
You: Thanks
You: Sorry, I really
had to choke that out
Pothead: You're welcome,
Starling Darling
You: Pushed it
Pothead: I didn't think
I was going to get away
with it 😔
You disliked "Pothead's" message.
You: We can meet up on
Friday after classes.
~~~
@Hogwarts_Secrets sent a tweet!
Hogwarts_Secrets: Did lil ol' me just see THE Harry Potter give THE Star Black a gift without any yelling?? Do my eyes deceive me or is our "it girl" finally taken?
➟ GryffindorHouse: Go Harry I guess!
➟ Fred.Weasley: Yo my lessons have paid off
➟ AdrienP: Dude.
➟ Hermione.G: All I have to say is huh. @starblack.
➟ starblack: IT'S TRUE THAT HE GAVE ME A GIFT!!!!! WE ARE NOTTTT DATING THOUGH???????!!!!!!
↳ Hogwarts_Secrets: Then why did he give you a gift? If you can't tell I'm a sucker for drama!
↳ starblack: He gave me a gift because he's him
➟ Lunar.Eclipse: I like Harry and Star. Starry owns my heart.
➟ Draco.M.: Star...No...
↳ Norenn.Fletcherr: The first time I've ever seen this man show ANY emotion.
~~~
@starblack sent a tweet!
starblack: GUYS!! I. AM. NOT. DATING. HARRY. Fück nah. Sorry audience
➟ Fred.Weasley: NOOOOOO
↳ starblack: Sorry to break your heart carrot
↳ Fred.Weasley: Die
↳ starblack: ILY!
↳ Chosen1: Why can't I get the ILY treatment
↳ starblack: Have you seen you?
➟ Hermione.G: Star when she breaks Harry's heart but gives every other person in the school hope: 😄
↳ starblack: It's what I do best
➟ Norenn.Fletcherr: Star😏
↳ starblack: Noren 🫠
➟ Draco.M.: Oh thank Merlin
➟ ...
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Starling Darling, Harry Potter Love Story
FanfictionWhere Harry Potter can't control himself over social media, and history repeats itself. "You look so familiar. Did we have a class together? I could have sworn we had Chemistry!" Harry Potter (x) Female oc! (Daughter of Sirius Black) Mainly actual w...
