well now id gone and done it...
the school bell rang, and all the other kids started leaving. i was standing there with a dumbfounded look on my face because i still had no fucking clue how to help rowley. i couldnt get my hands on any motorcycles, and his fight was in less than 15 minutes. i remember pacing around the empty halls thinking SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT while trying to keep the gay thoughts at bay. sigh...being homo is so hard. i looked around in hopes that maybe another popular fandom character would come help me, but there was nobody, not even my hubby wuggy boo. if that all really was hallucinations that means i probably had gay fantasies in the dark alone which is embarrassing but im in prison now so who cares.
i anime ran out the anime door and it conveniently started raining. this just further confirms my theory that im fictional.
just as i was getting ready to turn the corner, manny walked up to me.
"MANNY?? dude what the fuck are you doing here moms gonna actually kill me no balls" "if you downt save rowwey youwe a ploopy" out of anger and shocked i blinked hard, and he suddenly disappeared as if he were never there. "jesus christ i think im actually losing my mind, i guess thinking about dick does something to a person..."
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Diary of a Little Bitch
Non-Fictiongreg murders his best friend, overthrows the government, and goes to prison
