Changing paces

Wednesday Addams

Self explanatory prompt/Drabble, based more on Addams family values than Wednesday but still drawing from that.

Warning: this contains casual mentions of torture, poisonings, and other Addams-related topics.

Also doubles as another trans au, this time it's intersex though.
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No one knew what to think of the shield hero.

He never spoke, and kept a stony face like he was paralyzed more than he was bored.  He came dressed head to toe in black vintage finery, and acted like someone raised for high society at times from what they could tell.  He had to be stopped from consuming poison by Myne in public, which made him glare at her in clear irritation from the reported look in his eyes.

He was apparently brutal to the monsters in the fields, having options with his weapon that looked like tortured devices with how he used it. Spikes, sharp edges and apparent poison effects were already available to him after he supposedly fed some trinkets he came to the world with to his shield from what then other heroes had seen on their first night.

And now this terrifying man had become the subject of a rape trial.
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"... While such a thing is quite horrific, it goes against my family's code and my personal anatomy to do such a thing."

No one expected the shield hero to have a voice as... feminine as that. Even with how monotone and condescending it sounded.

"Sir shield, you must understand why I don't believe that given the tales of you attempting to purchase rat poison from a vendor after taking a swig from the bottle.  And you being a terror in the wilds."

"I can prove your accusation wrong by stepping out of decorum, but you will likely find it... horrific."

"I don't understand what you mean by that, Sir Shield. "

"I will show you, it's not like mother is here to make a big deal about it."

Before anyone could respond, black pants were on the floor and a black tunic was lifted up to reveal a very... unusual set up below the belt.

"What the...?"

"I am what is known as intersex, neither fully male or female. I happen to resemble a male more closely superficially but internally I am more female. As you can see, this leaves me with borderline non functioning genitals for what you are implying I did."

"Please redress... Shield hero, I would have to agree that this is far from appropriate! I see your point about my daughter lying about you attacking her!"

The shield hero did as told, redressing before crossing their arms and glaring at everyone who dared meet their eyes.

"So... what was with that poison thing then?"

"I happen to enjoy poison, not just for use on my foes but as a food. So sue me, I'm an Addams. It's normal in my family."

"So your family name is Addams, then?"

"Yes. I actually have 2 names, Naofumi Iwatani being the one I was using as I was schooling in Japan."

"And the other?"

"Wednesday Addams."

"Well,  Addams, I will give you 200 silver as an apology so long as you promise to not poison your team."

"Outside of resistance training I wouldn't waste anything that good on normies."

"Right...You may leave at your leisure."

Wednesday just turned and left, long hair tied in nooses like it had been when they had shown up bouncing down their back.

"Malty?"

"Yes, Daddy?"

"Your grounded. For 3 months."

"But Daddy-!"

"No buts, you almost had me kill someone blessed by the gods!"

"What I don't get is how the Addams are real..."

"What do you mean, sir Motoyasu?"

"There's this media franchise in my world, it's called the Addams Family. It's about a family of people who dress like every day is a funeral and engage in screwed up practices and black magic while still being a very wholesome bunch all things conisidered. Wednesday Addams is the oldest child and the most popular of them all."

"I see... any advice based on what you know?"

"Um... don't piss them off? There's some instances in the franchise where they dropped man eating fish into pools of teens who bullied their younger brother or tried to kill camp counselors for being too cheery. They're pretty vicious... oh! And don't accept any drinks or snacks made by them or that you didn't see from the moment they left the vendor until it hits your hands because they LOVE poison. We don't need to worry as much about "playful" assassination attempts other than that given the weapon restrictions... unless they get someone like them as a partner."

The whole room shuddered at what they just learned.

"I will make sure to have guards at the after waves parties specifically for food, then. You are all dismissed. Guards! Have the maids remove all non educational and magical items from my daughters quarters!"

"Daaaaaaddy!"

"Malty, you earned this so deal with the consequences."