The Return

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Welcome back to Paramount Mountain, where you'll find different creatures of all shapes and sizes.

From ducks who deliver bread in a rocket van,
SwaySway: Release the loaves!
Buhdeuce: Yeah boyyyyy!!
Ketta: Woo-hoo!

To monsters, and guppies who can swim up on land.
Brobee: Ha ha ha! Now there's a party in your tummy, Deema!
Deema: Wow! So yummy! Thanks, Brobee!

There's Fuzzly catchers, genies, puppies, and Autobots, too.
Abby: Got any 3s?
Shine: No. Got any 5s?
Marshall: Nuh-uh. How about you, Optimus?
Optimus: (sighs) Fine. Go fish.
(He gets a pile of cards and puts it in his deck.)
Shine: Optimus, you actually—
Optimus: You're going next, right?
Shine: Never mind.

Heck, you might even find a clue. (Or two. Or three.)
(Blue puts a handprint on the screen.)
Blue: BAM!
Josh: Whoa! A clue! Looks like we need our Handy-Dandy...Notebook!

From football players to fairy godparents, there's no doubt that there are so many new faces on Mount Paramount.
Mr. Garvey: Alright, who's next on the roll call? Gaws-crow and Ivanna?
Cosmo: Come on! Get it right, man! It's Cosmo and Wanda!
Wanda: My name is NOT Ivanna!
Mr. Garvey: Look, you two floaty crowny thangs. I'm the teacher, so I do roll call! And if you don't like how I pronounce your silly-frick names, YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO LEAVE!
Wanda: Well, can't you please just—
Mr. Garvey: YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO LEAVE!
Cosmo: And I think—
Mr. Garvey: YOU ARE MORE...THAN WELCOME...TO LEAVE! You see what I'm sayin'? Geez. A-Aaron?
Aaron: Here, coach.
Mr. Garvey: THANK you!

But the most normal people you may find living on this snowy landscape...are these two idiots who have no idea what they're doing.
Butthead: Beavis?
Beavis: Yeah, bro. Heh heh.
Butthead: This changeth everything. Uh-huh-huh.
(Butthead grabs a microphone.)
Butthead: So yeah. Those are all the people you can meet all the way up here on Paramount Mountain.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Heh. And if you wanna watch all the shows from whence we came, you stream them all now on...Paramount+.
Butthead: Uh-huh-huh. You said "plus".
Beavis: Yeah. Heh heh. Kick-ass!

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