The Schooling

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On Paramount Mountain, school's back in session, and I can tell you this: it isn't that maniac Mr. Garvey teaching this time. Rather, it's Blue.

Blue: Alright, class. As you can see from this old-fashioned chalkboard, we were all gathered together on this mountain because we are metaphors! Metaphors that show that we can all be streamed by everyone on the planet on Paramount+!
Dora, Optimus, Brobee, and Cosmo: WOOOOOOOO!! METAPHORS ARE THE COOLEST!!!

Blue: And since Mount Paramount is our home now, we shall make it our home, right?
Mailbox, Deema, Shine, and Marshall: YEEEESSSSSSS!!!

Blue: So let's get out there, and make everyone's crossover dreams come true! Let's go, go, GO!!
Everyone: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

(Cut to everybody just doing their own thing as Blue watches in satisfaction. She smiles at the camera.)
Blue: Well, if you can't teach them, join them.
(She starts placing handprints everywhere.)
Blue: Wait for me, guys! BAM! BAM! BAM BAM BAM BAM!!
Everyone: Go, Blue! (x4)

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