Soviet: my Soldier, GET ME AN MALE-WIFE!
Soldier: yes sir!
Phil: *was just walking peacefully having an great walk and minding his own business*
Soldiers: *ran over to Phil and lifted him up*
Phil: what the heck?!
Soldier: *running back to Soviet with Phil in his shoulder*
Soviet: thank you my dear soldier. *grabs Phil and proceeded to walk back inside his huge mansion to fuck and breed him*
Phil: . . .
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