Welcome to FUCK Donalds

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America: hi, welcome to mc Donalds---

*Phil pulled up wearing a white dress* ( he looked hawt btw.)

Phil: hello! May I order fries only? Medium please!

America: sorry, we are out of stock rn.

Phil: oh um, can I have an ice cream Sunday then?

America: the ice cream machine is broken.

Phil: what about nuggets?

America: also out of stock.

Phil: . . . And burger..?

America: out. Of. Stock.

Phil: then what do you have?!

America: hm, Me

Phil: oh.? Then can I also order you and those three men beside you?

*Phil pointed at Canada, Australia and new Zealand*

America: for?

Phil: fucking me?

America: ... Deal.

Phil: alright how much?

America: nah, u can pay with you're body Mahal!

Phil: oh really? Thanks! Just pull up on my house!

*Phil drove off*

America: oi brothers! We finally have an chance to have an fucking session with Phil later! Be ready and look good you fucks.








Anddd no I'm not making an whole ass chapter abt this 😭

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