Slay Phil

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Phil: I have 200+ husbands 💋

Phil: and they all love me truly and dearly ❤

Phil: I just know that you're just jealous abt me u Mf 🙄

Philia: . . .

Phil: Good, u didn't speak! Just be jealous that I'm the best male-wife and male-mommy in this whole fandom 💋❤

Phil: everyone loves me more! That's why I'm hotter then ya~! Just accept the fact I'm the better mommy darling 💋 !

*Philip said while posing*

*then Phil chopped Philia's head off and cooker her body to muffins and cupcakes and then made Philia's people eat it*

End❤

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