Age of Calamity Scenarios

What Type of Drunk are They (Males)

Options: Goofy, Agressive (not violent, just anger issues), Sober, Flirt, Pass out, or Liquor King or Queen (can hold their liquor)

Link: Goofy

When Link has a noble pursuit, he already gets a warning he can't drink it. Does that stop the Triforcd of Courage, nah. You even tell him not too, but he can be a stubborn shit. You later had to deal with Link who was acting like a child. Playing with your hair, whining, poking your shoulder. You had to drag him out and force him to bed.

Daruk: Goofy

He drinks when he gets the chance. When he's drunk, he honestly doesn't act too different then he does usually. It's easier to take him out of the bar, he just listens but makes constant jokes, it makes you laugh.

Revali: Flirt or Sober

In short, let's just say he did that thing where he was flirting with you and didn't know you were his lover. He asked you for your number, but you said you had a boyfriend as a joke. He then cried later, thinking you were taken and he lost his shot.

Sooga: Liquor King

You wanted to see what he'd be like if he got drunk. You chuckled as you just..slightly..spiked his drink just a bit. He just drank the mug in one shot, and he was completely fine. He was confused why you were questioning his health. "I- H O W-."

King Rhoam: Liquor King

It's in his name, he is the king of liquor. He'd chug beer in those barrel mug cups and he usually has the upper hand when doing chugging battles with Royal family members that he usually wins at. You and Zelda just pinch the bridges of your noses while you watch.

Sidon: Pass out

He doesn't drink usually, but you insisted he should try some. He immediately passed out and didn't even finish the bottle. You just had to drag him home and he woke up with a hangover.

Yunobo: Pass out

No questions, he just passed out and you weren't even surprised in the slightest. You dragged or attempted to drag him to bed. Luckily he was fine in the morning but he never did it again after that.

Teba: Liquor King

He would have a drink or too and be perfectly fine. You're the one who usually gets drunk, so he would be the one to take you home. He also would rather not get drunk around his son, as he questions to why you were so wobbly and goofy.

Astor: Aggressive

He just has his whole emotions out when he drinks. He would never hit you nor say anything. He just yells at everyone and everything in his way. You saw him yelling and hiccuping at a banana once. "gEt oUt oF mY fAcE yOu *huccup* pOor eXcUsE oF A fRuIT, I'm tIrEd oF sEeInG yOuR sTuPiD fAcE eVeRywHeRe!"

Kohga: Goofy or Sober

He'd act more goofier then usual, and then later cry into your chest over the smallest things. "Y/NNNNN THE BANANA HAD HIS OWN LIFE AHEAD OF HIM. WHY DID YOU EAT HIM? WHYYYY?" He'd also get very clingy, hugging you and rubbing against your shoulder like a cat. You're too lazy to do anything about it, so you just waited for him to fall asleep.

King Dorephan: Liquor King

Like Rhoam, he's Royal, he knows. He's also the one who challenges Rhoam to drinking challenges. You are now with Zelda and Rhoam's lover as you all watch the Royal shenanigans.

Robbie: Flirt or Goofy

If bro wasn't as flirty enough before, he. Is. Now. He constantly calls you nicknames, saying you should hang out with him at his place, would be touchy (not inappropriately). If he's goofy, he would dance on the table singing karaoke. Probably also moonwalking like Micheal Jackson and/or singing Elvis.