What Type of Drunk are They (Females)

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Impa: Pass Out

Impa never drank before, it was reasonable when she turned off like a light switch on the first sip. You had to drag her to bed, you patted her head as she snored silently. When she woke up she had a hangover which you laughed at.

Zelda: Sober

Zelda doesn't drink usually, but her first drink caused her to spill her emotions. How her father was to her, how her power wasn't awakening, and even how the gods hate her. All you could do was listen awkwardly as you listened to her crying and slurring complaints.

Mipha: Pass out

Like Impa, she don't drink. You got her to drink once, and she went out not even a minute. When you took her small body to bed, you snuggled and slept with her. When you both woke up, she asked what happened. "You took one sip of wine and you died." "Oh. Wait..I'm dead?!"

Urbosa: Do I have to say it. Fine. (LIQUOR QUEEN)

Ain't no explaining. She the queen Bruv fr. She beated both Rhoam and Dorephan in the drinking challenge.

Purah: Goofy/Flirt

Like Robbie, she'd flirt with you. Pretty physically to by sitting on your lap with her arms draped around your shoulders. You weren't complaining but you were flustered. She'd then pretend to kiss you before jumping off your lap and doing the WAP on the table.

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