07/29/22
7:12 p.m.charlotte
meet juandamian
oh my god they are the most adorable quails i have ever seencharlotte
you know if you ever wanna hang irl you could meet himdamian
i don'tcharlotte
don't wanna meet them or hang out?damian
bothcharlotte
WOW okay rude bitch thanks a lotdamian
i didn't mean anything bad by it
i just live far awaycharlotte
that can't be true
i mistyped the number but the area code is the samedamian
shitcharlotte
you think i'm so dumb smhdamian
you mistyped the hotline numbercharlotte
so what it all worked out
i got quails you got medamian
you make it sound like i captured you wtfcharlotte
you did
with your charmdamian
is my 'charm' the phonecall?charlotte
and the perfume
i'd be dead without you
like wowza think about thatdamian
i'd rather not, charliecharlotte
sometimes i think about you deaddamian
wtfcharlotte
well like if you ever died
like in a shootout with the policedamian
not a criminalcharlotte
then in a shootout with a criminaldamian
also not a cop
ew.charlotte
ffs okay in a shootout with red hooddamian
surprisingly more accuratecharlotte
great
so you die in a shootoutdamian
that's great?charlotte
OH MY GOD JUST LET ME FINISH MY POINTdamian
ok...charlotte
if you die i would never know
and that would be awful because how will you venmo me money for food for juandamian
why would i venmo you?charlotte
child support duh
anyway i wouldn't know if you died
but at at least if we met and i saw you i could know what you look like so if you get shot by redhood i can know!!damian
you're grasping at strawscharlotte
is it working?damian
perhaps
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