BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

xvii. damian

09/15/22
9:23 p.m.

damian
hello

charlotte
FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEE

damian
adele?

charlotte
YESSS SHE'S SO SLAY

damian
melt my heart to stone is a personal favorite of mine

charlotte
you are so valid for this holy shit
didn't expect you to be an adele fan

damian
i find her lyrics artful

charlotte
i thought you'd be into like mcr cause ur so emo

damian
im not emo take that back

charlotte
😾🖤⛓
that's u ^

damian
ghubaa (dumbass غبى)

charlotte
one day i'll have the time and will to google translate what u say but rn i dont

damian
it's arabic

charlotte
i always thought the wayne's were irish
like wowza bruce is pasty

damian
you've seen me, you know im not pale

charlotte
no fr i thought u were the blood son
tim wayne looks more like your dad

damian
my mother is arab and my grandfather is part chinese

charlotte
omg bruce's dna didn't even put up a FIGHT

damian
my father is jewish
i was also raised in the middle east

charlotte
im learning so much damian lore
i should update your wiki page

damian
not funny

charlotte
sorry sorry ily spooky wookie

damian
okay then
i find i you pleasant as well

charlotte
i meant ily in a funny way btw
not like "im in love with you"
that'd be crazy

damian
no it wouldnt
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yes

charlotte
since we're talking about this i was actually born in metropolis

damian
ew

charlotte
okay but to be fair in metropolis my house never got broke into

damian
yes but it is metropolis

charlotte
ur a hater at ur core

damian
i got it from my mother

charlotte
i bet she's a milf

damian
a what?

charlotte
google it

damian
...

damian
kill yourself