xv. dick

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09/08/22
2:22 a.m.

dick
anyone know why dami's been in such a bad mood

jason
he's always in a bad mood

babs
dick is right

steph
said no one ever

babs
damian has been way more intolerable lately

duke
i actually agree he was getting to be so much more pleasant

dick
that's what i'm saying! something definitely happened

duke
did he and bruce fight?

cass
i haven't heard anything at the manor

duke
me neither

jason
i hate to say it but i'm worried about the little shit

steph
i dropped my waffle and he didn't even make a dumb blonde joke

babs
he hasn't called me washed up in four days

duke
didn't call me flashlight today either

dick
shit something is definitely wrong

tim
i might have an idea

jason
no you don't

tim
wtf

duke
no offense but damian hates you tim i don't really think he would confide in you
love you tho pookie

tim
fuck yall bc damian actually DID confide in me

dick
he did?

tim
yes, he's got a girlfriend and she's mad at him
i think

dick
girlfriend?

jason
WHAT?

steph
HE PULLS??

duke
is she from canada?

cass
unsurprising

dick
well what happened? why is she mad?

tim
ask him yourself

TIM ADDED DAMIAN

dick
damian you have a girlfriend?

steph
you have friends?

damian
What is the meaning of this Drake

tim
sorry little D, it's for your own good

damian
None of you know what's good for yourselves
Much less me

tim
we wanna help

damian
I don't need it

dick
we want you to be happy

steph
also you're kinda insufferable rn

damian
I have barely talked to you

steph
yeah ik the silence is worse than the insults

damian
Why can't all of you worry about yourselves?

dick
because you're our little brother

damian
No I'm not

jason
look you spawn we don't get along but dick is trying to be nice. we are all just trying to help you. just let us.

damian
fine

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