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HI! Its me from the future! I wrote this a long time ago and have barely any memory of writing it, nor am I into CRK as much anymore, but I decided "why not" and uploaded it. I will NOT update this or finish it. So, enjoy I guess?


This is a complete CRACK(FAN)FIC.
(A type of fiction being seemingly random or crazy and without thought and could be described as made on "crack")
Its a crackfic on a game called Cookie Run Kingdom, a game made by Devsis, none of it should be considered canon.

Here's some information before you read, I recommend reading it to avoid unpredictable (unless you read the information below) mental pain.

This might include rude things, such as calling your (favorite?) cookies things and mentions of words that MIGHT be offensive to some such as "stupid" , "dumb", "hell" and words similar, but never full out swears (except "damn")

Mentions of death, and actual death but no gore or explanations of blood. Also guns. And other weapons that are capable of straight up killing. Still no blood or permanent death.

Grammar and vocabulary is not the best. It's a crackfic for lord's sake. I won't go back in to edit any grammar mistakes or expand the vocabulary in sentences.

Might cause confusion. This fiction was me writing my random thoughts. I won't fix the format or change the story, the story is fast paced and that may annoy some. It also is random and people seem to do one thing and get out of it in just a paragraph because of PLOT ARMOR. And it's a crackfic. Im rushing this.

This is all to keep in mind when reading this fan fiction. I warn you. If anything bad happens to you, we got a contract. By continuing on you sign it and I have compete control over your mental health.
Enjoy this crackfic and any brain cells completely destroyed without a trace because of this is NOT my fault. You signed the contract, not me.

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